I woke up...everything was bright. A blur. A muffled voice came to hearing saying,
"Wakey wakey."
I replied back, "W-what the? Where am I?"
"I found you on the street beating up an old guy. I cameras caught it all."
"He looked creepy as (insert naughty word) though. He even told me if I wanted a (bad word) pizza. What a creepy idiot he was."
My vision cleared up. This placed looked like a laboratory...there was a whiteboard with the words, 'Kid' and 'Squid'. I stared at it for a while and my stomach felt like it was gonna blow.
"Hello? Ya there?"
"O-oh."
"Okay, good. So when you were beating up the old dude I saw you stab his rear, lick his ears and killed him with your splattershot. You went insane and you fainted like an idiot. So we took your body and put it in the place you are now. When I saw you threaten the old guy, I'd say YOU are the creepy one. Okay, we're going to test you know so buckle your pants."
I felt fear when staring at that whiteboard. But screw it, I ran for the door but,
"Where are you going? He took at his Splattershot jr. and hit me right on the forehead.
I woke up again feeling woozy.
"Luckily we had respawn points. So now i'm going to chain you up and stuff.
(a few moments later)
"Time for testing. Now, which one are ya?"
That whiteboard. Oh gosh. The North American commercial. God help me, please.
The guy started to hook up a projecter screen.
"Wh-what are you doing?!"
"Heh. Test one, let's see how long you stay sane."
"What?!"
A bunch of inklings were having a turf war while some music played saying the word 'Splat'. That only lasted a few seconds.
The words. Oh god. Help. Please.
"You're a kid now! You're a squid now! You're a kid you're a squid!"
THOSE WORDS, YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID...THEY KEPT LOOPING, I CAN'T FRICKIN' HANDLE THIS! STOP, NO PLEASE, NOOOO!
Scientists perspective
YES! YES!
To be continued...