Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing,or any characters, I am borrowing them...I've always wanted to see Duo be
dumb and buy cheap shampoo, and so I did. It sorta made me feel bad because I love long hair, especially Duo's.
Duo bounded in with a happy grin on his face. He ran right past Heero, carrying a brown paper bag.
Heero looked at him as he ran up the stairs and slammed the bathroom door shut. He shook his head and went
back to playing solitaire on the table. A few moments later, Quatre stumbled in, carrying six bags of groceries.
Quatre asked, "Hey Heero, a little help?"
"You need more than a little help, but I am not the one to give it to you."
Quatre sighed and staggered over to the counter, placing the bags on it. "Thanks for nothing, jackass."
Heero nodded and went back to his game, leaning back in his chair. He leaned farther back and Quatre walked
over and pulled trhe chair back so Heero fell and hit his head, just as Trowa and Wufei walked in. They instantly
started snickering.
Heero blushed. "Shut up, ass-wipes, you'd be pissed if Quatre pulled your chair to make you fall."
They laughed hysterically and Trowa said, "You are a dill-hole and you probably deserved it."
Meanwhile, Duo was in the shower and he just opened the bottle of his new shampoo. He smelled it and said,
"I hope it is just like in the commercial..." He lathered it up in his long hair and grinned, thinking that his hair
would be so soft and silky that it looked like spun gold.
He rinsed it out of his hair, and grabbed the towel that was on the toilet seat. When he got dressed, he looked in the
mirror and screamed bloody murder.
The boys downstairs heard the scream and ran upstairs, busting in the bathroom door. The sight they saw was
enough to scare death. His hair was green and tangled, so tangled that it looked like fishing wir, and it felt like it
too.
Duo was crying hysterically and the boys did the best they could to comfort him. He said, "Now Hilde won't like me!"
Wufei said, "She's not worth it anyway, you can find a better girl."
Duo shook his head and started to brush his hair. It became untangled, but it was still green. He picked up the
bottle and read, "Not for use on humans, for use on dogs, cats, and large mice..." He let out a slight cry and he
stood up, picking up another bottle of shampoo. " No wonder why I thought that it was for humans, they had
pretty hair, and they were speaking Japanese!"
Duo washed his hair in the kitchen sink and it soon went back to the normal shade of auburn. The only problem was
that the sink now had a green ring all the way around it! "FUCK!" Duo yelled.
The boys were in the den playing a videogame and Quatre, alarmed by the vulgarity, walked into the kitchen.
He instantly started to snicker.
"What the hell is so funny, blondie?"
"Nothing....::snicker::...Duo..."
Stay tuned for the next heart-wrenching episode when we find out what the hell was funny....
(Sorry to leave you hanging, but...I had to, it keeps you interested, you know?)
dumb and buy cheap shampoo, and so I did. It sorta made me feel bad because I love long hair, especially Duo's.
Duo bounded in with a happy grin on his face. He ran right past Heero, carrying a brown paper bag.
Heero looked at him as he ran up the stairs and slammed the bathroom door shut. He shook his head and went
back to playing solitaire on the table. A few moments later, Quatre stumbled in, carrying six bags of groceries.
Quatre asked, "Hey Heero, a little help?"
"You need more than a little help, but I am not the one to give it to you."
Quatre sighed and staggered over to the counter, placing the bags on it. "Thanks for nothing, jackass."
Heero nodded and went back to his game, leaning back in his chair. He leaned farther back and Quatre walked
over and pulled trhe chair back so Heero fell and hit his head, just as Trowa and Wufei walked in. They instantly
started snickering.
Heero blushed. "Shut up, ass-wipes, you'd be pissed if Quatre pulled your chair to make you fall."
They laughed hysterically and Trowa said, "You are a dill-hole and you probably deserved it."
Meanwhile, Duo was in the shower and he just opened the bottle of his new shampoo. He smelled it and said,
"I hope it is just like in the commercial..." He lathered it up in his long hair and grinned, thinking that his hair
would be so soft and silky that it looked like spun gold.
He rinsed it out of his hair, and grabbed the towel that was on the toilet seat. When he got dressed, he looked in the
mirror and screamed bloody murder.
The boys downstairs heard the scream and ran upstairs, busting in the bathroom door. The sight they saw was
enough to scare death. His hair was green and tangled, so tangled that it looked like fishing wir, and it felt like it
too.
Duo was crying hysterically and the boys did the best they could to comfort him. He said, "Now Hilde won't like me!"
Wufei said, "She's not worth it anyway, you can find a better girl."
Duo shook his head and started to brush his hair. It became untangled, but it was still green. He picked up the
bottle and read, "Not for use on humans, for use on dogs, cats, and large mice..." He let out a slight cry and he
stood up, picking up another bottle of shampoo. " No wonder why I thought that it was for humans, they had
pretty hair, and they were speaking Japanese!"
Duo washed his hair in the kitchen sink and it soon went back to the normal shade of auburn. The only problem was
that the sink now had a green ring all the way around it! "FUCK!" Duo yelled.
The boys were in the den playing a videogame and Quatre, alarmed by the vulgarity, walked into the kitchen.
He instantly started to snicker.
"What the hell is so funny, blondie?"
"Nothing....::snicker::...Duo..."
Stay tuned for the next heart-wrenching episode when we find out what the hell was funny....
(Sorry to leave you hanging, but...I had to, it keeps you interested, you know?)