Johnny: With guest hosts DOJO AND MASTER FUNG! Because no one wants to hear them sing.
Dojo: So welcome to "But can They Dance?"!
Fung: He means Xiaolin Idol. He accidently drank some cleaning fluids today.
Dojo: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!
Cat: What's wrong with drinking cleaning fluids?
Johnny: Quit talking about drinking cleaning fluids. Our first Guest is Jack Spicer!
Random scary fangirls: WE LOVE YOU JACK!
Cat: (screams and runs away from the scary fangirls, returns back with fan appreciation bat)
-To the tune of "I Will Survive"-
Jack: First I was afraid
I was horrified
Kept thinking I could never win
without Wuya by my side
But then I relized
That she didn't really help
Because she couldn't pick things up
With her ghostly, purple hands!
and so she's back
from Chase's Lair
I just walked in to find her here
with that fake smile on her face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made her un-ghostly
If I had known for just one second
She'd be back to bother me
Go on now go float through the door
Just turn around now
'cause I'm not your pawn anymore
weren't you the one who tried to work with Chase Young
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd give up and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to be evil
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all the world to rule
and I'll survive
I will survive
It took all the strength I had
not to lose the wu
kept trying hard to fix
the pieces of my broken 'bots
and I spent oh so many nights
Thinking of how to beat the Xiaolin
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that messed up little person
still working with with you
and so you felt like floating in
and just expect me to be work with thee
now I'm saving all my evil
To rule the world alone!
Dojo: Did you drink some cleaning fluid too?
Jack: No. (wipes some cleaning fluid off his face)
Fung: The truth is more-
Jack: Don't care.
Fung: (throws Dojo at Jack)
Jack: OW! DRAGON!
Cat: Fung! What did we tell you about throwing Dojo at the contestants?
Fung: (sigh) No throwing Dojo at the contestants...
Cat: Good Fung. Have a cookie. (hands cookie)
Chase Young: (runs in steals cookie and runs away)
Johnny: Okay. Jack. You sing like a monkey and you look like one too.
Jack: It's the monkey staffs fault!
CAt: (runs up steals Monkey Staff and runs back)
Jack: cries
Fangirls: (squealing)
Cat: Johnny, they scare me! KILL'EM KILL'EM!
Johnny: (sets scary Jack fangirls on fire)
Cat: And this ties right into our next contestant KIMIKO TOHOMIKO!
Yes, I fear Jack's fangirls. They scare me. As stated our next contesant will be Kimiko. Remeber to keep in mind who you want to win.