Hello fellow readers this is my second submitted fic .I was dared to write this fic by my friend I am a naruto fan , and I hope that the char are not OC too much. Anyway I don't own naruto and any of its characters, but I do own this plot insert insane laugh
The sun is setting in konohagure; the merchants begin to close their stalls. Activity begins to die down as the villager's and the other shinobis begin to return to their respective homes.
But away from it all, in a certain hill near konoha there was a vast growth of greenery and tree's ideal for training or a place to watch clouds. But for two certain lovers's it was an ideal rest spot.
"Hey kakashi kun look at that sunset isn't it nice?" a brown haired man said while pointing towards the sunset with an energetic smile. The one called kakashi merely looked at his companion gave a bored yawn. And said "Iruka? It's only a sunset"
Iruka looked at kakashi and started to sulk "you know you can be so unromantic sometimes kakashi kun!" at this statement kakashi laughed and said "Ruka kun your cute when you sulk"
Iruka smiled and rested his head on Kakashi's lap, while the man was leaning on a tree and reading his porn.
Seme Uke!
"What?" Iruka asked confused by his lover's sudden outburst.
"You know Seme and Uke! It means attack and receive" kakashi said with a gleeful look on his face.
"And so?" Iruka asked clearly confused.
"Well in our relationship I think I am the dominant one or the Seme, and you my sweet Ruka kun is the gentle receiver or the Uke!" Kakashi exclaimed.
Iruka's face turned from confused lover to angry disciplinarian in a wink.
"who are you calling Uke!" Iruka bellowed with a pissed of look and a rather cute blush.
Kakashi bit his tongue to stop himself from laughing but was overwhelmed and started
snickering at poor Iruka's expression.
Iruka umino is now clearly pissed and angry a rather deadly combination.
"Kakashi you are so sleeping in the Couch tonight!"
Kakashi stopped laughing and started to panic.
The Couch was an ancient umino family heirloom.
But to kakashi it was a portable torture chamber. It was very lumpy and uncomfortable
And for some reason whenever kakashi was forced to sleep there he always had nightmares about really old and crazy grandma's carrying large sporks.
Just the thought of the couch sent a wave of fear down Kakashi's spine.
He would rather clean Orochimaru's toes than sleep in that gateway to hell of a couch.
"uh Ruka kun what I meant to say was I am Seme the attacker who will um,
Attack those who seek to harm you!
And you're Uke Cause you are the receiver of my love! And you will always be the one that I love."
Kakashi said while silently congratulating himself for thinking of a good excuse.
"wow kakashi that was the sweetest thing you have ever said to me"
"Really!" kakashi said not believing his luck.
"You got that line from icha icha right?" Iruka's grin turned into an insane glare.
"uh well Ruka kun please stop looking at me like that" said a very scared kakashi.
That night there had been reports of strange sounds near the shinobis apartments.
Strange wailings were heard. The local landlady said she heard a pained voice saying
"Keep your nasty sporks away from me!"
Moral: Never call iruka umino an Uke.
THE END?
So like how was it? Please RnR comments will be greatly appreciated.
All flames will be used to feed my necko chan.
Necko chan: please review ( looks at you with insanely cute kitty eyes)
Matamis: yup do as she say's fear the spork ( run's away insanely)
Necko chan: Please ignore my master's insane antics gomenasai.
Tnx and see yah!