Zim gets stranded on an island

THE STORY

(dramatic lights and music)

I got this idea when answering the questionare.

Zims POV:

Today was a horrible failure. I managed to burn down the skool, blow up the lab, get my house blown up, get waffles all over the kitchen and get stranded on an island. Wanna find out how it happened? heres how:

In Skool:

In a sciency lab of some sort:

I was mixing some chemicals not paying attention to what Mrs. Bitters had said. I didnt really care what she said, cause today was the day I was going to RULE THE EARTH. I just knew it... that is until, stupid Dib stuck his big FAT UGLY head in my work and spilled all of my important chemicals that I was mixing in order to create some concoction of some sort.

"AUGH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" I screeched at him. The whole klass looked at him with angry faces.

"What? Who? Me? I just wanted to know what you were doing, but BY ACCIDENT, of course, I spilled the ingredients. OF COURSE this shouldnt be a big deal since we're in FCS (a cooking sorta klass) and we arent making any deathly weapons. just muffins. RIGHT? HUH! HUH! HUH! HUUUUUHHH!"

Okay... so maybe it wasnt a science lab...

"Of course not. Dont be ridiculous." Was my response. Dibs face turned from a frown to a sorta scared expression.

"Uh... um... whu-" He pointed behind me. I turned around to find a fire.

"What? Muffins can burst into flames sometimes... right?" I forced a smile onto my head.

Dib frowned again and headed for the emergency escape pods. I dunno why they would have those in a skool where you can just walk out of the doors... but I decided Id rather fly in an escape pod than make a run for the doors that were close to flaming. So, I made a run for the Dib-humans pod. He was determined to get there first, so I took my spider legs out of my AMAZING pak and we got there around the same time.

"Okay. Since theres only one escape pod left, and there are 2 of us, Im guessing that maybe this one time, we could share something instead of getting burned to bits?" Dib held out his hand to a gentelmans agreement forcing a smile. I put my gloved hand up to my chin and began to rub it as if to seem like i was thinking about it for all of 5 seconds.

"Dream on!" I thought to myself. Then, I shoved him away from the escape pod, entered, and flew away in it. He managed to jump out of a window while the rest of the Klasses followed him out.

He shook his fist at me. "YOU JERK!" He yelled as my little escape pod somehow managed to find its way to my house and crash land in my front yard. I fell out of it and banged my amazing head on the ground. I was actually sort of proud of what I had done.

Yes. Burning down a place of human knowledge IS an accomplishment... is suppose...

As I was thinking, I heard an explosion from inside the house. I opened the door to find Gir, Minimoose, and Fluffy covered in the gooey waffle stuff.

"WHAT IS THE MEANNING OF THS?" I glared at Gir.

Gir pointed at Minimoose who pointed at Fluffy who pointed at the pig. And then they started babbling like idiots.

Heres what it sounded like:

"BLAH BLAH BLAH WAFFLES BLAH EXPLOSION BLAH BLAH STICK O DYNOMITE BLAH BLAH FLUFFYS IDEA BLAH NO, GIRS IDEA BLAH NO, MINIMOOSEYS IDEA BLAH NYA BLAHBLAH BLAH OINK"

"SILENCE!"

*silence*

"Okay. Let me just go over this nicely first. Whos idea was it?"

*more babbling*

"WHO DID IT?"

*silence*

Gir stood up, bobbed his head to the side, and with a cute little smile, he said:

"You did."

"WHAT? ZIM HAS DONE NOTHING!"

Fluffy now stood up.

"Yeah... ya did. You were making waffles for Gir."

"ZIM NEVER MAKES WAFFLES!"

"I wasnt done speaking. You were making them so he wouldnt bother you in the lab which you were working on a new exploding device."

"Huh?" I said. And then a couple of beeps sounded. And then I remembered that I had forgotten to shut the exploding device off.

"Whats that beepy noise?" Gir asked.

"Whu?-... AAAAHHHHH!" I ran down the lab to find the bomb smoking like crazy.

10 SECONDS UNTILL LAB MELTDOWN

Ugh! Darn! Where was the users manual? I found it under one of the tables.

How to difuse the bomb. Page 483. I flipped to that page and began reading it at fast as I could.

HOW TO DIFFUSE THE BOMB

REVERSE THE BLUE AND RED WIRES FROM THEIR SHIELDING, REVERSE THEIR POLARITY-

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I dove for cover, but it was too late as the bomb didnt just blow up the lab, but the whole house leaving nothing but the voot cruiser.

"Okay. You guys come with me and we'll pick up some repairing stuff in order to fix the base." Gir and Fluffy put on their dog diguises and Minimoose put on his little airplaine disguise. I used a hologram to disguise the voot as a car. We hopped inside and drove/floated away.

2 MINUTES LATER:

Skoodge walks into whats left of the house.

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?"

He drops to his knees seeming all dramatic.

"WHY?"

End of chapter 1

What did u guys think? I know that this IS a story about getting stranded on an island and that hasnt happened yet, but I always like to include backround info in the first chapter. So, the getting stranded part will be in the next chapter. See ya next time.