One late evening when a miner was returning home from delving deep, there lay a creeper upon his bed with his rectangular penis flopping about and waggling about. The miner said "get out of here creeper, I just made this fine house. What are you going to do? Blow it up?" and the creeper responded with a sssultry "sss sss sss ss ss sssss". The miner was shocked and aroused at the creeper's sudden suggestion to anal sex, however the miner was not opposed to it as he had grown lonely, deep in those mines and on this continent where none others seemed to explode. So, the miner took off his diamond pants and his regular clothing underneath it and moved over to the creeper whilest masturbating. The creeper became so aroused that his penis began to glow and hiss, the miner was wary at first but he was willing to take this chance. So he delved deep into the bowels of the creeper, and while doing so the creeper let out a creeper moan. Despite the incessant hissing the miner carried on, not caring if it was an explosive hiss or a hiss of pleasure. After many hours of this love making session the miner finally finished onto the creeper's face. However this greatly displeased the creature and it promptly exploded. The miner never devled deep into any creature again.