Who's Ki Is It Anyway?
"Hello and welcome to today's episode of Who's Ki Is It Anyway? The show where everythings made up and the points don't matter, just like Goku's secret stash of Master Roshi's workout videos. I am your host Yajerobe "Drew Cary is sick today and the people on CBS said I'm the closest person to his weight so I'm your host today." If you've never seen this show before we have 4 guests come on stage and act out all of the completely retarted things I make them do.
"Now here are our 4 guests #1 In the pink tutu is Vegeta", says Yajerobe.
"This is much more than just a pink tutu it's the best training outfit on this planet, my wife told me so", replies Vegeta.
"Uhh yeaah rright; our 2nd guest is Goku in his own version of master roshi's haircut". "Say Goku what happened to your hair," asks Yajerobe.
"I found out from a very reliable source (the 3 stooges) that if you're bald you are much more humorous", replies Goku.
"Lets give those 2 a hand anyway just for showing up," says Yajerobe.
The whole audience has an uproar of clapping and whistling.
"Our 3rd guest is Frieza the one with the head that is almost as shiny as Krillian's," implies Yajerobe.
"Yeah that's right BUT IT IS SHINIER THAN KRILLIANS," states Frieza.
"Our final guest is the midget himself Krillian," says Yajerobe.
"Midgets rock," states Krillian.
"Ookay lets get this show started with a game called weird newscasters," states Yajerobe. "Vegeta you are the ancerman who is delusional and thinks that everyone is Bulma and is trying to slap you on the face." "Krillian you are the assistant ancerman and you are ten feet tall." "Frieza you are the sports caster and you just turned into a super saiyan, and Goku you're the weather man who is Vegeta," states Yajerobe.
The music starts and so does the skit
"Hello I am you're ancerman Austin Powers and on the news today; Vegeta gets handed a piece of paper; Bulma is coming to get me," states Vegeta confused.
Vegeta turns around to see Goku standing behind him and trying to slap him in the face; the while audience starts to crack up.
"Um lets go to you Mini-Me," says Vegeta with a frightened look on his face.
"Yeah that's right I'm tall uh hu. Anyway we have a problem it turns out Bulma is going to GET Austin Powers (Vegeta)," states Krillian.
All of a sudden Vegeta falls to the floor and he is crawled in a ball and sucking his thumb.
"Rright; lets um go to the weather with #2," says Krillian as all of the attention is focused on Goku.
"HEY, whatera all you freaks starring at me for I'll kick all your asses," Yells Goku
"Goku I'm shocked we're on CBS remember, not MTV," Laughs Yajerobe.
"I'm sowy Over to you Dr.Evil (Frieza)," says Goku in a sad and pathetic kind of voice.
Everyone just stares at Frieza as he's hopping around like a rabbit and singing some gay song.
"Tra lala Oh yeah that's right iiiiii'm soooooo strong iiii'm the mmmighty sssupe ssssaiyan ooooh," says Friza in the most gay voice you can imagine.
Frieza just keeps jumping around and singing as he goes over and slap's Vegeta in the face.
"Okay we'll be right back don't go anywhere," says Yajerobe.
The TV screen dulls out to a tacky lame-ass commercial.
"Hello and welcome to today's episode of Who's Ki Is It Anyway? The show where everythings made up and the points don't matter, just like Goku's secret stash of Master Roshi's workout videos. I am your host Yajerobe "Drew Cary is sick today and the people on CBS said I'm the closest person to his weight so I'm your host today." If you've never seen this show before we have 4 guests come on stage and act out all of the completely retarted things I make them do.
"Now here are our 4 guests #1 In the pink tutu is Vegeta", says Yajerobe.
"This is much more than just a pink tutu it's the best training outfit on this planet, my wife told me so", replies Vegeta.
"Uhh yeaah rright; our 2nd guest is Goku in his own version of master roshi's haircut". "Say Goku what happened to your hair," asks Yajerobe.
"I found out from a very reliable source (the 3 stooges) that if you're bald you are much more humorous", replies Goku.
"Lets give those 2 a hand anyway just for showing up," says Yajerobe.
The whole audience has an uproar of clapping and whistling.
"Our 3rd guest is Frieza the one with the head that is almost as shiny as Krillian's," implies Yajerobe.
"Yeah that's right BUT IT IS SHINIER THAN KRILLIANS," states Frieza.
"Our final guest is the midget himself Krillian," says Yajerobe.
"Midgets rock," states Krillian.
"Ookay lets get this show started with a game called weird newscasters," states Yajerobe. "Vegeta you are the ancerman who is delusional and thinks that everyone is Bulma and is trying to slap you on the face." "Krillian you are the assistant ancerman and you are ten feet tall." "Frieza you are the sports caster and you just turned into a super saiyan, and Goku you're the weather man who is Vegeta," states Yajerobe.
The music starts and so does the skit
"Hello I am you're ancerman Austin Powers and on the news today; Vegeta gets handed a piece of paper; Bulma is coming to get me," states Vegeta confused.
Vegeta turns around to see Goku standing behind him and trying to slap him in the face; the while audience starts to crack up.
"Um lets go to you Mini-Me," says Vegeta with a frightened look on his face.
"Yeah that's right I'm tall uh hu. Anyway we have a problem it turns out Bulma is going to GET Austin Powers (Vegeta)," states Krillian.
All of a sudden Vegeta falls to the floor and he is crawled in a ball and sucking his thumb.
"Rright; lets um go to the weather with #2," says Krillian as all of the attention is focused on Goku.
"HEY, whatera all you freaks starring at me for I'll kick all your asses," Yells Goku
"Goku I'm shocked we're on CBS remember, not MTV," Laughs Yajerobe.
"I'm sowy Over to you Dr.Evil (Frieza)," says Goku in a sad and pathetic kind of voice.
Everyone just stares at Frieza as he's hopping around like a rabbit and singing some gay song.
"Tra lala Oh yeah that's right iiiiii'm soooooo strong iiii'm the mmmighty sssupe ssssaiyan ooooh," says Friza in the most gay voice you can imagine.
Frieza just keeps jumping around and singing as he goes over and slap's Vegeta in the face.
"Okay we'll be right back don't go anywhere," says Yajerobe.
The TV screen dulls out to a tacky lame-ass commercial.