Character Conversations: Crash and Eddie
Tigey Wigey: So how are you guys?
Eddie: Good.
Crash: Great!
*Eddie gives Crash annoyed look*
Tigey Wigey: ... Good to hear. So uh... you like the 21st century?
Eddie: Yeah!
Crash: These things called chairs are great! And all the suns up there...
Tigey Wigey: Those are lights. They're kind of like artificial suns.
Eddie: Cool!
Crash: Wait, not cool! It's daytime all the time! Is it ever nighttime?
Tigey Wigey: Remember the switch in the Character Conversations: Ellie? You flick the switch on and off. When it's off, it's dark.
Eddie: Oh yeah...
Crash: I remember now... okay, it is cool then!
Eddie: I love these TV things! Man, everything's on here! Oh look! It's a talking yellow square!
Tigey Wigey: Yep, that's Spongebob...
Crash: Dang...!
*Both have eyes glued to TV*
Tigey Wigey: Okay guys, we have to focus now...
Eddie: Dude! Press that circle thing on that rectangle thing!
*Crash presses button on remote* *Channel switches to Dora*
Eddie: Cool!
Tigey Wigey: Guys, the audience isn't interested in you two watching TV... come on, this is your interview!
Crash: Yeah, yeah, just after Dora rescues the Snow Princess...
Tigey Wigey: *sighs* Yet another reason why I should hate Dora...
*Tigey Wigey sits in chair and waits for Dora episode to end*
*Dora episode ends*
Eddie: Dude, that was awesome!
Crash: Yeah, bro! We need TV's in the Ice Age!
Tigey Wigey: Guys... Hello? Audience getting bored over here!
Crash: Oh, right, sorry...
Tigey Wigey: Okay, you guys... so uh... how's life in the Ice Age?
Eddie: Pretty good... cold... snowy...
Crash: We make the best out of a Winter Wonderland by pranking.
Tigey Wigey: Tell me more about the pranks you pull.
Crash: Gladly. Well, our favorite is pouring or splashing water on Diego...
Eddie: We used to like to prank him with catnip, but he got tired of it and Ellie says we're not supposed to do it anymore...
Crash: We also like sitting behind Manny when we're in the den getting ready to go to bed, and we make a farting noise and everyone thinks he did it.
Eddie: Yeah, but one time Diego realized he didn't smell anything, so that prank is ruined...
Crash: And for pranking Sid, we just do average pranks... tying our tails together so he'll trip, dropping fruit on him...
Eddie: We enjoy pranking very much.
Crash: Yes. Tis our passion...
Tigey Wigey: I see... So uh... anything else happening?
Eddie: No, not really...
Crash: Actually, Peaches keeps crying all night long, and it's keeping us up.
Tigey Wigey: Wait, I thought you were nocturnal?
*Crash and Eddie look at each other, confused*
Tigey Wigey: It means awake at night, sleeps during the day...
Eddie: Oh...
Crash: Well, since we found Manny and the others, they slept at night, and we kind of had to adjust to their schedule...
Eddie: Yeah, and ever since then, we've been sleeping at night.
Tigey Wigey: Hm... So uh, have you ever had any problems with any predators?
Eddie: Hm... including or excluding Diego?
Tigey Wigey: Excluding.
Eddie: No.
Crash: Yeah, Diego's the only one tough enough to mess with us!
Eddie: We rule!
*Both possums strike muscle poses*
Tigey Wigey: ... okay. So... which one's tougher?
Crash: Me! *raises hand*
Eddie: No, me!
Crash: You wanna piece of me?
Eddie: No, you taste disgusting!
Crash: Dude, you just ruined the effect, man!
Eddie: I did not!
Crash: You wanna tussle?
Eddie: Bring it!
*Crash and Eddie start fighting*
Tigey Wigey: ... uh... The end?
Tigey Wigey: Whew! Done with Character Conversations!
Diego: No, you said you'd do another one with me.
Tigey Wigey: Oh yeah. Eh... I'll do it later. The next story I'll be working on, though, is called Revival of the Fittest.
Diego: (says sarcastically) Oh joy.
Tigey Wigey: Yep! You're dying in this story! But, audience, don't worry. The title is self-explanatory. I will be sure to make this story AWESOME.
Crash: Ha! I'm tougher!
*Crash just beat Eddie at arm wrestling*
Diego: Here, Crash. You and me arm wrestle then.
Eddie: Yeah. *smiles evily* Go ahead, Crash! You are tough after all!
Crash: ...Sorry, guys. No time. This conversation is OVER.