Hello to this crazy three-shot. I…I have no comment on what I've typed up here. I don't even know how I got the inspiration to do what you're about to read. But, for all it's worth (which is none), bear with what you're about to read. I worked on this starting at one'o'clock in the morning (damn you, coffee for allowing me to stay up to play Blazblue all night!); I don't even have a satisfying ending to this, I feel…

Disclaimer: Not mine (the characters and show) but the story, no matter how unoriginal, is mine.

Attraction Dust Act 1: The Prologue to Hell

Attract: verb. 1: to make one come closer; pull toward oneself. 2: to be admired or noticed by.

Attraction: noun. 1: the act or power of attracting. 2: anything that attracts.

These two words define or identify two meanings, a magnet, or a person. In the realm of fanfiction, one which our protagonist, Jaune Arc doesn't know about, is thrown into many universes where he is what is called a 'Chick magnet.' This is otherwise known as a harem by otaku or anime fan standards. And with these universes, Jaune is always the poor sap that runs away from the terror that is the female desire whilst making people in the real world either jealous, or, strangely enough, scared along Jaune. He is also made to be the oblivious idiot as per the standard of a harem anime. Sadly, like many other fanfictions, this will be like one of those times, minus the oblivious part and a slight twist…

Several things to keep in mind are: this is a 'harem' story, hilarity (if you think the next Act would be hilarious) shall ensue, and…I, the author, do not like *coughspoilerscoughyaoicough*

So! Let's start with the actual story, or...prologue or something…

Jaune Arc, the tall, blonde, and scraggly (words by Weiss) leader of team JNPR, is being partnered up with Yang Xiao Long, the sexy, blonde bombshell of team RWBY. They are partners for Dust mixing 101. Dust mixing, is a complicated subject. It can be simple, but difficult at another point.

Take the Flashbang Dust for instance; it's only acquired by mixing equal amounts of Burn and Illuminate Dust, and a minute amount of Lightning Dust. Burn gives the heat, Illuminate does the flash, and Lightning, oddly enough, paralyzes the victim, but also disorients them due to the lightning shocking parts of the brain which target a person's equilibrium like an actual Flashbang grenade.

Another instance, and the example of the complicated side to Dust mixing, is a Temporal shift Dust, or known as time travel Dust. This mixture needs the ever so rare Time Dust, the also rare linked orange and blue Portal Dust, and a hint of Lightning Dust to stabilize the Temporal shift Dust crystal. Why is this complicated? Well simply because the amount of Time Dust a person adds into this concoction of chronological disaster can drastically change the time period that person will be in depending on the amount that person adds in. Don't even ask about the Reverse Temporal shift Dust…I still have nightmare about you- PROFESSOR PORT, HUNTSMAN EXTRAORDINAIRE, BRANCH FAMILY TO THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE! *Cough* ahem…sorry about that.

Thankfully, Jaune and Yang are making neither concoctions said above…ugh… They are making an Energize Dust. Energize Dust is basically a refill on one's Aura, the power living beings have, which are the manifestations of one's souls. Energize Dust needs to be activated by Aura, or what's left in an individual's reserves, and instantly, it refills half of that person's reserve. It's a very convenient Dust function for long battles against Grimm or criminals.

Energize Dust needs, Lightning Dust, Stasis Dust, a teaspoon of sugar, and a can of a caffeine-fueled drink. Okay…I may have lied about this being Dust mixing, but it technically still is since the main ingredient is the Lighting and Stasis Dust.

"Okay, Yang, I need you to pour in ten grams of Stasis Dust in the chamber well. The chamber well is a rectangular box with an indentation of the shape of the Dust. Yang poured in the specific amount without so much as a word coming from her mouth. She can't fool around with this; it's her grade after all (she's failing due to not following instructions and being impatient). With that step done, Jaune added five grams of Lightning Dust and the teaspoon of sugar into another chamber well. Jaune placed two removable, sliding pieces of plastic on each chamber well. He connected the two and sat it upright. He grabbed the tabs of both covers and quickly yanked it out while applying pressure to the upright chamber wells to snap it shut.

Jaune had to admit they were doing fairly well for mixing the stuff, but he wondered how long Xiao Long would be able to stay the way she is; the girl is shaking in impatience. It's bad enough she and Jaune and everyone else had to ground Dust into dust for this to mix, which took half the class time mind you, and Yang can't simply smash it or she might trigger the Dust. Yang is not the type to be patient with these things, worse she drags everyone down with her if she's bored! Now at the most crucial and second to last step, Yang has to SLOWLYpour the can of soda into a funnel and into a small opening made by the joined chamber wells. Yang has to do it slowly, or else it would cause an explosion with random and unpredictable side effects. The total different side effects recorded were 278, should the mixing go wrong.

No pressure right?

Yang opened the can of soda, releasing the refreshing sound of a freshly opened can. The girl was on her last legs; her patience for this experiment has run thin.

"Okay, Yang, you need to slowly pour the soda into the funnel. We're almost done. After that, we cook it in the oven. We're that close. All you need to do is pour it s-"

"Screw it!" Yang yelled, dumping the caffeinated drink into the funnel.

All she heard was ,"DUMP IT! DUMP IT!" being chanted over in her head; her patience had finally run thin. The fizzy goodness that keeps some people up at night churned and sizzled inside the chamber wells. While sizzling is normal when pouring soda in anything, this sound progressively became louder and louder. Almost as if-
"Yang, stay back! It's going to explode!" thrown out of her wrath of impatience, Yang stumbled trying to back away from the handmade explosion. She was far too slow to react, and Jaune, the scraggly knight, went in front of her taking the full brunt of the explosion, which happened as soon as Jaune covered Yang with his body.

In a yellow flash, the desk the chamber well sat on had a visible crater on it, sparks wildly ionized the area, and Jaune's uniform showed visible damage as the back of his uniform jacket vaporized with burn marks on his skin slowly healing. Yang was dazed as she felt a stiff body on her being. Shaking her head to wipe the dazed feeling, Yang looked at who was on top of her.

She noticed the unconscious look on her partner's face, and immediately, she called to him. "J-Jaune?" Yang asked the blonde knight. "Jaune! Jaune, wake up!" Yang quickly got Jaune off her and flipped him on his back. She slapped his cheek to try to wake the boy, but to no avail.

XxXxX

Hours later, with the help of Aura, Jaune woke up at the infirmary. Just sitting up was quite the daze for him as his vision was blurry and his back ached. Even more of a daze was the blob of yellow all over the left side of his bed. Jaune's eyes focus, and the image cleared up to show the silvery-glowing blonde hair of his lab partner, Yang Xiao Long. The blonde knight turned to his right to see the shattered moon glowing intensely to contrast the pitch-black sky.

"W-what happened…?" Jaune mumbled to himself. He recollected his memories, "Ahh…that's right. Yang got impatient, and I saved her like a knight in shining armor…heh." He smiled and imagined what Yang's reaction might be when she sees he's awake. "I feel like accomplished something…something worthwhile for a wimp of a leader."

He was unaware Yang was woken up by his abrupt awakening, and unaware she was listening to his conversation to himself. The girl looked guilty, but also irritated at Jaune's self-loathing.

"Well…at least you're safe, Yang. I wouldn't know what I'd do if my friends got hurt, and I wasn't able to help them… Thank, Monty you are safe…" He laid back again to try to regain some minutes of sleep lost. He'd need the energy for the hell he'd experience. Minutes later, his light snores were audible to Yang.

She stood up from her chair and bent forward to have her face near Jaune's face. Yang, nervous about what she was about to do, puckering her lips. Hearing those words somehow sparked some sort of charm hidden in Jaune, and somehow it made the boisterous Yang, meek. Her smooth, warm lips met Jaune's in a chaste and gratitude-filled kiss.

"Thanks, Jaune. You really are a knight in shining armor…Vomit Boy." She smiled at the infamous nickname for the Arc. Even with that type of kiss, totally not like her to do by the way, she has the flare to still utter that name while he's asleep. Satisfied that Jaune was fine, she sneaked out of the infirmary; she sneaked in after visiting hours after all.

Meanwhile, in Ozpin's office, the headmaster saw the trespassing girl sneak away after smooching the Arc boy. Something strange has happened to Ozpin, and the man knew it himself. After the incident, he felt the necessity to keep watch, dare he say stalk over Jaune, subtly, of course; Ozpin was never the man to clearly express emotions even as a child. Seeing this change, he contacted Glynda about this change. He knew about the experiment being done today at Dust Mixing 101 and its various side effects should the experiment go wrong. Should Glynda find this particular side effect, surely she could find the cure for it.

Jaune fluttered his eyes open a minute later after Yang's kiss. He felt those soft lips touch his, and he was shocked one of the most beautiful girls had kissed him!

"Yang kissed me!" Jaune yelped lowly. "She actually kissed me!" It was stolen, his first kiss, but who cares? None can dare say they have kissed the Sun Dragon on the lips! But maybe someone can? Surely someone of her beauty has to have been attracted to someone at that point to give away her first kiss right? Right? If it was, then it's a damn shame he wasn't awake to fully experience that kiss.

Remembering what she said after that kiss, made Jaune cringe for a moment, which was quickly remedied with a smile; Yang acting like Ruby when she's shy does not fit Yang's lively and playful attitude.

Reaching her dorm room, Yang, face still blushing from what she did, entered the room as quiet as can be. Moving with the balls of her feet, she crept up to her bed, not making a sound nor caring to change into nightclothes. She was tired, why waste energy? Again, as if an eternal detail, she was unaware her little sister saw her flushed face; a face Ruby knew for the girl made them sometimes. Smirking at possible payback, Ruby devised a plan to make her sister spill what happened in the infirmary. She would never guess that her plan was nothing to the chaos that would happen tomorrow morning.

All the while, Yang replayed what she did in that infirmary over and over again, denying herself the fact that she had given her first kiss to the lovable idiot leader of team JNPR.

And this is Act 1 of 3, folks. This is the proverbial 'Calm before the storm,' and it'll be quite the storm mind you. If you've read Ozpin's part and the little narration before the actual story, then you know what'll happen next, and possibly more!

I do apologize for making up such STUPID interpretations on how Dust can be used; I was running on fumes this morning.

UPDATED: I looked at this after I woke and saw the horrendous pile of shit of a story and fixed it up to the way it is now. I didn't publish this earlier, if you're thinking that; I worked on this the whole day, trying to remember what exactly the hell I'm looking at. That author's note up top? Yeah, that's explaining this author's note explaining how badly I needed sleep and how horrendous my writing was while in need of sleep.

And JaunexYang shipping. Sorry RoseArc or Arkos fans, I somehow got into this pairing and I have to admit that I actually like this ship, no matter how unpopular or illogical of this happening. I will go down with this ship as it is doomed to sink in the icy rivers of the Atlantic; she shall be seaworthy, but the iceberg by the name of Creators shall tear this ship apart, thus causing me and my beloved ship to sink into the frigid waters of RWBY fanfiction

So review, favorite, follow, I don't care; I need to make the next Act, where the storm shall blow over our protagonist like a tsunami.

Azure with my pure RWBY fanfic debut, signing off…