Well let's start! Oh yeah, me no own Naruto except for me own characters.
One day, Naruto and Rock Lee were sitting eating ramen. But for some reason, Naruto had a stuffed animal sitting beside him.
Lee: Uh, Naruto, Exactly aren't you a little too old for a cookie monster doll?
Naruto: Aw, shut up Lee. You're just jealous! Plus, its name is Benjimbe. Now watch Bemjimbe for me while I go get some ramen.
One minute passes
Lee: Stupid doll. It shows babies, not youth.
CM Ben: What did you say!
Lee: HOLY CRAP'N'COOK IT'S TALK'IN TO ME!
CM Ben: Think that's scary? Ha, I eat people in their sleep!
Lee: WHAT!
CM Ben: Nah, I'm just screwing with ya! Actually, I molest them, then kill them.
Lee faints and Naruto comes back.
Naruto: LEE, STOP CRITIZING BENJIMBE! GOSH!
Naruto goes to meet Gaara and Yuki (who were visiting from their village) at the Hokage temple.
DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Yuki: hey Naruto! Uh… what's cookie monster doing here?
Naruto: oh, this guy? His new name is Benjimbe! happy
Yuki: Benjimbu?
Naruto: No, Benjimbe with a capitalized e at the end.
Yuki: oh. not really listening because she's too busy listening to likin park on her CD player, waiting for Beyonce to come on.
Naruto: So, kazekage, why'd you come?
Gaara: I came to have a meeting about the obesity problem in our villages and Kankuro thinking he's a ghetto latino.
Naruto: Yuki?
Yuki: How come every time you come around my London London Bridge wanna go down like londy londy londy!
Naruto: Uh… guys I gotta go pis. Wait here Benjimbe.
Naruto leaves
Yuki: Benjimbe's kind of cute, ya know?
CM Ben: Really? Does that mean we can do it? drooling
Yuki: WHAAA!
Gaara: Hey, that's my girl! Plus, how in the world can you talk?
CM Ben: I was made magically in that hottie's…um…Sasori's lab. Now, can I have superstar Yukie for ten cents?
Yuki: HELL NO!
Naruto comes back
Naruto: Looks like you guys gotten into the fever too!
Yuki: argghhh!
To be continued…
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