ME: Ok I did this on impulse, with my friend Anne

ANNE: HI!

ME: hope u like it!

ANNE: YES!

I think this is funny…

(me) -calls out- YO ED!!!!!

(ed) WAT THE

(me) ED U SHORSTOCK

(ed) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT CALL ME SHORT! OR RUNT! OR SHORTY!

(me) i didn't say any of those

(al) hes reacting over 'short' again

Ed: WHO R U CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN DAT NEEDS TO BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: WHO DID U CALL A PUNY BEAN THAT CAN BE STEPPED ON!!

(me) I AM !

(ed) GAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(me) my friend anne likes u

(ed) -gags-

(me) hey, shes real nice, come meet her –drags anne out of hiding spot-

(anne) ED! -drools-

(ed) GAAAAAAAAAAA -runs away-

(me) ur short puny legs wont be a match for my tall legs!

(ed) -runs faster-

(anne) ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ed) -too scared of anne to care about glory- FANGIRL HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

(me) -beans ed with mango-

(ed) –faints-

(anne) ED! I CAUGHT UP WITH U!!!!!!!!!!

(still anne) -drags ed away-

(al) not again!

(still al) runs to fetch ed back

(me) -has caught whole thing on videotape-

(me thoughts) hehe can blackmail state, fullmetal alchemest

hehe can make fortune selling to Roy Mustang

(me) -trots off to behold master plan-