Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Lord of the Rings (darn…)

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This rap was created by Pixieface and I and is based on the Darien Rap from The Invisible Man (I don't own that either)

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The Frodo Rap

My name is Frodo Baggins

They call me Furious B

And I'm the coolest little hobbit that you ever did see.

The ring turned me invisible

Now I be miserable

You mess with me and Sam's bound to get physical.

[In Scottish accent]

Was on a mission… a quest…. a thing to afar

[End Scottish accent]

With an elf, my hobbits, and a guy from a bar.

While headed to the border of a place called Mordor

I got a gift from Galadriel, the light of a star.

Sting at my side, ring on a chain

Can't put it on or I'll go insane.

That's the curse of the one ring

The one to bind them all.

I must destroy the one ring

Or Middle-Earth will all fall.