Welcome to another installment of Dorky Stories! This one is really bad.

Muse: Yesh, and there is a sequel.

Hatchi: I'm just the Beta!

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"What the hell is this again?" Draco asked.

"It's called a computer, Draco. They're very useful. Well mostly for muggles, but they're also a form of entertainment."

"Well what does it do?"

"Yes."

"Yes? What? Harry that makes no sense."

"It does almost everything."

"Can it make me dinner?"

"No, but you can pull up different recipes. See this thingys here? They are called Icons. This fox around a globe opens a program called FireFox."

"Okay, what's so special? I just says Google."

"You can type anything in this box with the keyboard, and it will search the Internet for what you want."

Draco picked up the keyboard and typed Draco Malfoy.

"Who the hell is that? I don't look like that. I'm sexier!"

"No Draco, that's a guy who plays you."

"What?"

"Google me."

"What?"

"Type my name in the box. Then click the link with the title Harry Potter: Wikipedia."

"What the hell is Wikipedia?"

"An online Encyclopedia."

"You're a book series? Harry muggles know about us! They know everything!"

"Calm down Draco, it's a series of fiction books. The muggles don't actually believe we exist."

"Well, who the hell is this J.K. Rowling? And are you getting anything from this? She's making a bloody fortune off of you."

"I know. She's a witch and I get 20 of the profit which is a hefty amount."

"Oh. What's fan fiction?"

"It's stories about stories that already exist."

"Oh. is one of those sites then?"

"Yeah, what are you doing?"

"I want to see...Wow! I wonder if I can pull up ones about me."

"Draco you so conceded."

"Yes, but I like the sounds of this one 'In the Closet'...That never happened!"

"Draco they're just stories. People, just made them up."

"Yeah, well this Cyanide666999 has a sense of humor."

"Yes, well there are other things you can do."

"I know but I'm enjoying this...Harry this one is dirty...really dirty...Harry..."

"You wanna..."

"YES!!"

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I know, I'm really sorry, It's dorky and corny. Shoot me!

Muse: Will do!