Batman: Laugh It Up

DISCLAIMER: The batman, joker, commissioner gordan etc etc belong to DC Comics CRY. The only ones that belong to me are Maria Spender and other's you don't recognise from the comics or movies LAR LAR LAAAA!

Okie Dokie this is my FIRST story so if anyone seems a bit OOC I apologize, also if any descriptions seem a bit off to you its cos I have looked at the characters in the absolutely FAB Batman Begins and based my descriptions on them… Ok I am not making much sense! Anyhoo my batty fans on with the story OH AND REVIEW! BECAUSE REVIEWS ARE LIKE PIES… Mm creamy!

By the way, this story is set just after "The Killing Joke" so MAJOR SPOILERS, it's my favourite graphic novel which inspired me to write this story, enjoy.

INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM LOBBY---DARK EVENING

"What's wrong with him" Batman asked as he stared through the metal bars of a dingy cell in Arkham's high security facility at a shadowy figure huddled in the corner of the cell staring blankly straight ahead…

"He appears to have gone into a completely catatonic state, it is generally considered to be a symptom of an underlying mental disorder, of course…" replied Doctor Spender.

"Well we all know the lunatics insane, he…" Commisioner Gordan interrupted looking away from the cell to glare at Doctor Spender.

"Will he come out of it" Batman snapped as he watched the figure in the darkness.

ONE MONTH EARLIER

INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM LOBBY---DARK EVENING

A long legged women strolled down the corridors of Arkham Asylum, this women was a truly beautiful sight to behold, in her mid twenty's, wearing a black knee-length skirt, plain white Laura Ashley blouse. Her posture was straight and she looked strong and confident.

The women's hair was dark brown, framing her face perfectly and curling under at the shoulders.

Her eyes were hidden beneath long dark lashes which were tinted subtly with a swipe of dark mascara, but it was her eyes themselves that really amazed the people that were lucky enough to meet her, they were bright green with specks of gold and glowed with youth, intelligence and a determined confidence, just looking into those eyes made people understood that she wasn't a women to be messed with.

She was an all American women with her "healthy glow" and tan, her sexy full red lips, thin figure and at 5 ft 10 inches she could have been a supermodel.

Her name was Doctor Maria Spender and she was here to see a very famous patient.

INT. ARKHAM ASYLUM CELL NUMBER---NAME UNKNOWN 0801

A huge hulking guard stands outside this cell; he occasionally takes a peek through the metal bars of the window to see the horrific sight inside…

The Clown Prince of Crime, the Harlequin of Hate, The Ace of Knaves, this man has many names but none of them could describe the utter terror on people's faces when they saw him for the first time.

His appearance itself was anything but natural, standing at a height of 6 ft 5 inches and with a lanky frame, bleached ghost white skin, shocking wild wavy green hair and crimson ruby red lips pulled back into a leering scarlet grin that would scare even God himself if he ever had the displeasure of meeting this monster.

His eyes were a bright green with bright pink pupils which only highlighted his madness.

He had just been captured again by his long time nemesis, the batman, after shooting Barbara Gordan in the spine, paralysing her for life and kidnapping her father Commissioner James Gordan, imprisoning him in a run-down amusement park, stripping him naked and caging him in the park's freak show. He then chained him to one of the park's rides and cruelly forced him to view giant pictures of his wounded daughter in various states of undress.

He did all this just to prove a point that even the "average" man could be driven to insanity, only one person would go to these insane lenghths just to prove a point… He was.. The Joker!

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Ok PLEASE REVIEW cos I don't know if to continue! Thankies