There once was a time, a dark time, a very very dark time dear reader, and a place, a chicken farm in Germany, an even darker thing then the time, and two beings of unglaublicher powe. There also was an author, a very very drunk one dear reader, but that is of no importante to this story. Vladimir started his day early, after all it is not easy to rule a land with very few people and very many bären. Se ducha in the blood of his enemies, the very few people, and went to work by bär. Once our dear Vladitshka arrived at the offive he could not belive his owen Eis. The new American president was Donald. You see dear reader, against all popular belives, he did not like Donald. Donald and him used to be a thing but now it is over. But of course Donald could not get over it being over so he took Vladies twin sister, Ivanka. To be fair Vlad did steal Donalds one piece mangas and the and when the priece of those would add up to the priece of a human person on the local black market so it was probably not that bad of a deal. Anyways. Back to the topic. Donald is president. This can't be good. And so Vlad Imir decided that it was time for a new plag. The only problem was that the bären of his land were not really good with medical sience. Which is why there was no other alternativ but to travel back in time and kill Donalds accestors. Vlad called upon the ancient ones and one god, well frost giant, he is a frost giant, not a god, answered. His name: Loki Laufdochsohn. Loki too had some unfinished buisness with Donald, for he used to be in an relatiom ship with him but only so he could get his one piece mangas back. But Back to topic. With the help of Loki the duo traveled back in time. Or did they? wieso gibt es hier keine auto korrektur urg When they woke up everything was dark, so very dark, that they were even scared to move it move it. But then out of no where they were lifted. A giant hand reached down and lifeted bothe of them up and brought them to a haus. Now you may recall this moment well dear reader, for it was you, you who gave them a place to live y you who fütterte sie. They soon forgot their plans about revenge and started living a happy live on your small German chicken farm. They have akzeptiert their fate. Living their lives as chicken on a chicken farm was not that bad after all. They got along well. Until that day. They where having a nice cena and talked about their day to day life on the farm and everything was grand until vlad mentioned something. The one piece mangas. He stole them. How could you?!. Since then Loki and Putain started fighting when ever they got close to each other. And so you dear reader decided one must go. And it was Loki. He always started the fights. And so you called your friend and asked if she would like to have him. And she answered. I always wanted one but I already have a dog. And then she cried. And drank. She drank a lot. She already was drunk when you texted her but now she is really drunk. And sad. Loki decided that he hates midgärtianer once again and traveled back in time, it actually worked, and is now the solem reason for the existens of the black death. He could not get out of his chicken for tho and thats why we have Basilisks. Good night.