I Have So!
Disclaimer – I do not own Naruto or any of its characters
Authoress - TechnoLife
I Have So!
Kiba Inuzuka was confused. Should he ask Hinata out? How was he supposed to ask anyways? If she said yes, should he kiss her? How do you kiss? Argh! He wasn't getting anywhere. How in the world was he going to learn to kiss? Maybe he should ask someone. Who though? Shikamaru may have experience, but he was away on a mission with Ino and Chouji. Naruto wouldn't have any experience, Kiba thought, laughing. Maybe Sasuke? Well, he was very popular with the female crowd. Maybe he should ask Sasuke.
Later, at Sasuke's house, Kiba knocked on the door hesitatingly. After a while, Sasuke opened the door, and looked at Kiba sleepily. "Yeah?"
"Um, this is kind of weird for me, but I want to ask Hinata out. If she says yes, should I kiss her? And if I do…well, I have never kissed a girl before. I wouldn't know how to."
Sasuke glared at Kiba. "And you are asking me because…"
Kiba looked sheepish. " I know you are popular with girls, so maybe you can teach me?"
Now it was Sasuke's turn to blush. "I-I actually…well, I-I have…never-kissed-a-girl-before-either!"
Kiba looked surprised. "You've never been kissed?"
Sasuke was getting mad, so he blurted out. "I have so! By Naruto!" As soon as he said it, he blushed even more.
Kiba started laughing. "Geez, you're worse than me. I think I'll ask Naruto for help." Laughing, Kiba left.
Sasuke groaned. Maybe that was the wrong thing to say.
Zee End
Authoress' Notes
Purely humour. Just thought of it one day, and couldn't stop laughing at it in my head, so I wrote down the idea, and finally I have wrote it out. It wasn't as good on paper as it was in my head. Oh well. Anyways, please enjoy and review. I do believe this will be a one shot. Please tell me what you think. Oh, and if you think it was yaoi, it wasn't intended. Hehe. Please review my story!