AN: First story! Many more will be comng up soon! Thank you for your time in reading this. My friend is wearing me off so that I can finally write an XS story. She loves the pairing. Anyways…
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Squalo growled loudly as he looked at his boss one more time. The situation was at its worst. He was locked in a room with a very well-relaxed Xanxus.
'I had to be stuck in a room with that stupid boss of mine.' Unknown to him, he was saying out all thoughts out loud for well… Xanxus. "Well it's certainly not my fault, stupid shark-trash. Is it my fault that that gay trash locked us in here?" Xanxus scowled as he continued to look over the shelves of the library.
Squalo was now steaming. He was right. Lussuria did just that, squealing as he got away with it. It seems that Bel and Fran was with him this time. Fran probably used illusions on them to make sure that they didn't notice (because they will kill them if he didn't and got caught.). And Bel, well him and Fran don't know what discipline is and continued to make mischief aroung Varia mansion. Those two are so going to pay for Lussuria is so going to get his CD dramas burnt.
Squalo was so busy planning out his torture method for the three that he didn't notice that Xanxus plucked a book out of the incredibly neat shelves and began reading. "Those three are going to pay. Grrr…" Squalo growled with a turned down volume (but it was still loud to be heard around a 1 kilometer radius), cursing the 3 annoying bastards (who were now either shivering or just sneezing).
Xanxus, who was too in a bad mood, wanted quiet time (even though it's impossible with one Superbi Squalo around.). And so Xanxus continued getting his wish for silence. "Shut up trash. They aren't gonna let us out if you continue cursing them." Xanxus growled, loud enough to let Squalo hear. Even though he heard that order (in Xanxus' demanding voice too), he continued to curse the three Varia members (now in a loud voice, as if he was mocking the boss).
That action continued for at least an hour and a half; Xanxus stood up, made his way to the loudmouth and aggressively crashed his lips on Squalo's own. Squalo, who didn't expect the action, yelped and almost fell off his seat. Xanxus broke the kiss, saliva trailing on their lips before breaking, and made his way back to his book." What the fuc—! ""Well, that was one way to shut you up trash." Xanxus smirked smugly, eyes gleaming devilishly at Squalo. "W-what the—Well, you could've just thrown a damn book at me you...you…you...GAH!" Squalo jumped up as the door burst open revealing Lussuria (who was holding a camera) and Fran, Belphegor right behind him. "You three…. You there show your faces to me after what you've done! VOII! You guys are going to pay for that!" Squalo ran after them, full intention to cut them to pieces.
Xanxus sat there reading the book he had been reading the whole time in the library with the shark, smirk on his face. The book he was reading…'Shutting up for mafia bosses'.
AN: That's a wrap. The ending sentence was just fro fun just like the books you see in bookstores that say 'for dummies' at the end (i.e Baseball for dummies) Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it! ^^
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. It'll be crappy if I did.