HI! I wrote this while watching TV with my little sister. She was watching "the Amanda show" (someone shoot me) and wanted me to watch it with her, so I said ok, but I just worked on my stories while she watched. Well the musical guest was LFO and they sang "girl on TV" which is what this song is modeled after. I wrote this in thought of Legolas, if you couldn't figure that out for yourself. I didn't change much, b/c I just wrote it for one of my stories, but I figured it would be a fun little thing for all you people in fan fiction world to read. Review please! My plot bunnies eat reviews and if I don't get any then I won't have anything to feed them and they'll run away!

Disclaimer: if I owned LFO or Lord of the Rings, that would mean I would have some very attractive boys in my possession. Writing fan fiction would be the LAST thing on my mind.

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Elf on TV

Ooh yeah...

I'm wishing on a falling star

Wondering where you are

(I wish)

Wish for you on a falling star

Wondering where you are

Do I ever cross your mind

In the warm sunshine

he's from the city of angels

with giant spiders, creepy trees, and Thranduil

Never know what he means to me

I fell for the elf that's on TV

I saw him at a council affair

he wore a gray cloak and everybody was there

That time and place that I looked into his eyes

movie was over around 9 pm

And I'm never gonna be the same again

Never had to be on the movie screen

To be the leading elf of all my dreams

shoobie-do-wop and Lemba's bread

Met an immortal elf that'll never be dead

The only problem is he's a movie star, ooh

My friends they won't believe me

If they could only see me

At the risk of sounding cheesy

I think I fell for the elf on TV

Chorus

Everybody knows his name

Wanna take his picture and they're glad he came

But I just wanna be there when they're gone

Don't want his autograph

Just wanna hold his hand and make him laugh

Maybe I could be on a movie screen

And be the leading lady of all his dreams

Chorus x2

Wish for you on a falling star

I'm wishing on a star and wondering where you are

Wondering where you are

Do I cross your mind, in the warm sunshine

(Rap)

Yeah

So I wish for you on a bright shining star

Everywhere I look there you are

It's the elf in the gray cloak

he took my breath away

And now I look to the sky for a better day

To the beat y'all and and lemba's bread

I met an immortal elf that'll never be dead

Never had to be on a movie screen

Cause he's the leading elf in all of my dreams

Chorus x3

I'm wishing, wishing away