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{First Fanfic}I know this plot is extremely overused,but I was bored and decided to try it. It's Puckleberry Romance and Pezberry friendship.
Hey this if my first fanfic so,it could be bad!I tried to add each character as much as possible,but mainly Rachel and Santana were in here.I'll try to add more next time. SO read and Review!I accept constructive criticism :) ( I already wrote 5 chapters since I was bored,so Review for next!)
I do not own Glee or Facebook!
Rachel Berry is now single.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman,Kurt Hummel,Santana Lopez,and 8 others like this.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Finally you dumped Finnessa!
Santana Lopez:Told you he was terrible in bed.
Rachel Berry:Noah,I'd appreciate it if you stopped called my ex boyfriend Finnessa,and Santana my virginity is still intact!
Santana Lopez:Good,give your 'V' Card to someone who's actually good in bed.
Finn Hudson:Guys!You know I can read!
Kurt Hummel:Finn,you can barely read the back of the cereal box.
Finn Hudson:Not true!
Rachel Berry:Stop blowing up my notifications!
Santana Lopez:Speaking of blowing... ;)
Rachel Berry:SANTANA!
Santana Lopez:Wanky ;))
Kurt Hummel- is now waiting for Puckleberry 2.0
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Mercedes Jones:Agreed!
Brittany Pierce:I want my puckleberry pie.
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Santana Lopez:I want to see some Puckleberry action.
Rachel Berry:Since when do you guys care who I end up with?And Noah is just a friend!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Agree with Berry. I don't do relationships.
Santana Lopez:You do girls.
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Kurt Hummel:You can't deny the chemistry between these two.
Rachel Berry:I don't see it!
Kurt Hummel:Keep denying yourself,diva.
Brittney Pierce-Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?
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Kurt Hummel:Sweetie,you've told us this millions of times.
Brittany Pierce:A million?That's a big number.
Santana Lopez:Yes it is,Brit. Very smart.
Brittany Pierce:Yay! :D Someone called me smart.I'm smart!
Kurt Hummel:...
Mike Chang:...
Artie Abrams:...
Finn Hudson:...
Sam Evans:...
Santana Lopez:...
Mercedes Jones:...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:...
Quinn Fabray:...
Tina Cohen-Chang:...
Lauren Zizes:...
Rachel Berry:Is it necessary that everyone puts '...'?
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Brittany Pierce:I get periods all the time.
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Sam Evans:Something we didn't have to know..
Santana Lopez:Shut it,Trouty Mouth. Everyone knows we get periods,it's not new information.
Quinn Fabray is now in a relationship with Finn Hudson
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Santana Lopez:Whoop de doo,nobody cares.
Quinn Fabray:Shut it Satan.
Sam Evans: :(
Quinn Fabray:Sam,get over it.
Rachel Berry:Is it necessary that you put this on Facebook?Everyone knows it anyways.
Quinn Fabray:Shut it,man hands.
Finn Hudson: :) Love you,babe.
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Quinn Fabray:Love you,too,babe. 3
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Santana Lopez:*barf*
Lauren Zizes:Just remove it if you're gonna tell people to 'shut it' every time they comment.
Quinn Fabray:I refuse to,I want everyone to know about my relationship.
Lauren Zizes:Nobody cared before.
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Quinn Fabray:Nobody cares about you,Zizes.
Lauren Zizes:At least I have the decency to like someone to date them,not use them to win prom queen.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Baby Mama got burnneeedd!
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Finn Hudson:Shut up Puck!Don't bash my girlfriend!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Like you treated yours any better.
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Quinn Fabray:I told you to stop calling me Baby Mama!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:You didn't have a problem with me saying it every time you were screaming it in bed ;))
Santana Lopez:WANKY ;)
Finn Hudson:WHAT?
Quinn Fabray:STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!And Finny,he meant before we were dating.
Santana Lopez:Blowingg...
Quinn Fabray:-.-
Santana Lopez: I like my wanky ;))
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman is now in a Relationship
Kurt Hummel,Mercedes Jones,Mike Chang and 50 others like this
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Mercedes Jones:You better tell me who it is,white boy!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I don't kiss and tell ;)
Kurt Hummel:I smell Puckleberry...
Santana Lopez:Might be your face cream,porcelain.
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Kurt Hummel:I should be deeply offended by this, but thank you for noticing my new face cream.
Santana Lopez:Can I borrow it?
Kurt Hummel:Sure,give it to you tomorrow.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Why are we talking about face cream?
Brittany Pierce:Tell me its Puckleberry!:D :D
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:I don't kiss and tell,Brit.
Santana Lopez:No,he fucks and leaves.
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Mike Chang:WIN
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Artie Abrams:Nice,Satan.
Mike Chang:It's definitley Rachel.
Rachel Berry: -.- What makes you suspect that,Micheal?
Mike Chang:You seem closer to Puckerman.
Rachel Berry:He's a friend!
Quinn Fabray:She always liked my leftovers.
Santana Lopez:Shut your slut mouth,Fabray.
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Finn Hudson:Stop talking to my girlfriend like that!
Santana Lopez:Shut it,pyramid nipples.
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Tina Cohen-Chang:Satan's on a roll.
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Rachel Berry:Stop assuming I'm with Puckerman!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Nah,I'm fine with them thinking that ;) You call me earlier?
Rachel Berry:Wanted to know if you could come over to practice the glee project
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Sure,see you in 5.
Rachel Berry:See you then.
Santana Lopez:WANKY
Kurt Hummel:Why does Satan always end up putting 'Wanky' when she comments on a status?
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Satana Lopez:'Cause my friends are horny bastards.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:True.
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Rachel Berry is in a Relationship.
Kurt Hummel,Tina Cohen-Chang,Mercedes Jones,Santana Lopez,Mike Chang and 5 others like this.
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Tina Cohen-Chang:I smell Puckleberry...
Rachel Berry:You smell nothing.
Mike Chang:Rach,just admit you're screwing around with Puck and be done with it!
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Rachel Berry:I will not reveal who I am in a relationship with!And I am not screwing Puckerman!
Sam Evans:You guys are horny bastards.
Kurt Hummel,Tina Cohen-Chang,Mercedes Jones,Santana Lopez,Lauren Zizes,and Mike Chang like this
Rachel Berry:I now refuse to talk to any of you.
Santana Lopez:I am now positive that Man Hands and Puckerman hooked up.
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Rachel Berry:Santana!I thought we discussed that as friends you may not call me man hands!And how are you so positive?
Santana Lopez: 1)You and Puckerman are getting cozy 2)You put this 2 hours after he did and 3)You can't deny damn epic.
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Rachel Berry:1)Is it such a crime for friends to hang out? 2)I could have been in a relationship longer than Noah and today decided to update my relationship and 3)While I do admit Puckleberry sounds better than Finchel,we are not dating.
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Santana Lopez:You are!Don't deny it,Treasure Trail!
Rachel Berry:I am no longer talking to you.
Santana Lopez: Rachel Berry talk to me!
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Rachel Berry:No.I refuse to talk to you after calling me Treasure Trail and your assumption that Noah and I are dating.
Santana Lopez:Berry!Don't make me..
Rachel Berry:*innocently*Make you what,Lopez?
Santana Lopez:I refuse to apologize.
Rachel Berry:Then I refuse to talk to you.
Santana Lopez:...you play a hard game,Berry.
Rachel Berry:Thank you.
Santana Lopez:I'll find a way for you to talk to me...
So Review and I'll post the next one!