I seriously think this is Tara or at least some one taking the piss, but it's absolutely hilarious regardless.

I DO NOT own 'you belong with me' (seriously, she chose this song?) it belongs to 'WivMaGirlz'

A/N: dis is ma first stry so pls read and reviow (I don't know what a 'reviow' is:/) cos i want(to be)fedback.(you want to be fed back to the lion? Should have said) thx tiffany 4 helping ur ma BFF (Bless Tiffany's poor soul)

I'm Abeeh Tiffany Sun. (You unfortunate child) I hav long blond hair and I have blue eyes. I'm in Griffindor at HogwaRTs and my BFF is called Hermoine Graneger. (Wonder if she knows Hermione Granger, their names are awfully similar) I hav lots of friends and I luv hogwarts its like my home except not cos I dnt live there all da time. (Do you also like not making any-fucking-sense?) Im also friends with Harry and Ron but they piss me off cause they don't liek ma much (Can't see why, to be honest) and there always so Sirius (get it?) ( I do, unfortunately) (WHY SO SERIOUS?) . Hermoine is rlly pissed off at dem to cause dey tink shes a slut but shes not shes my BFF and shes never even done it with any of her bfs and niether hav I. (You little angels, you)

we walked to chrms to b(e) taugt by profesir flatwick (What happened to Professor Flitwick? I liked him :() and hemoine had forgoten her buk so we wnt bck to our dorm rm 2 get it nd we were late. (Can you tell me, exactly, what is the function of a Comma? Though it seems as though you do not understand the concept either) ON da way we say DRaco Malfoy and he sneered at us and I felt upset becaseu he ws mean all of da tim to every1 and I didn't c wat his probem ws cos he was dead rich and had lotz of money and had everyting he wanted. (because material things made up for the GAPING HOLE that Edward left when he left Draco in the forest the DAY AFTER HIS BIRTHDAY:O)

"Whatcha doing?' Drake askd us. (Oh lala, what's my name? Apparently Draco has a fondness for the Muggle singer and decided to change his name half way through a troll's chapter of fanfiction about him)

I got rlly pissed of 'None of ur business slutherin' (I wish I had her insult guidebook. (Rule One: call the one you're insulting his house name, it should cut him deep))

He luked at me and I noticd he luked a bit sad (Apparently the guidebook does work) "Piss of.' He sad. (Tarzan sad, Drakey sad)

"I DNT CARE ANIWAY!' I shuted at him so he went away. (OOH, Drakey's scared of a raging maniac)

Hermoine luked at me 'thks abeeh I hate him so much.' (But she doesn't mean it, she hates Abeeh so much)

'he thinks hes cool.' I rpleid. (I don't speak German, sorry, and I don't think a huge proportion of your English speaking readers do either, Dear)

'yeah I hat him.' hermoine put out. (she secretly means 'heart' (Dramione FTW))

we went along to charms and sat down but i coldnt stlp (Took me three minutes to figure out what stlp means) thinking bout drake so I didn't pay atentoin and flatwick told me of but I didnt care cos I was pissed of but confuzzled (my friend said this when we were in year seven, are you in year seven, Miss WivMaGirlz?) cos I felt all weird nsde. (Dear, this is your period, it happens to every girl even Mary-Sues at the age of aabout 11. You could just be a later starter)

A/N; do u liek it? (Can't say I do, Sorry)

I hope you found this even mildly funny, and the next chapter should be up soon but I'm really busy with all this nothing I've got to do with my life