Summary: Dean, much to the disgust of Sam, sends his baby sister undercover in a nightclub as a pole dancer to try and help catch a demon; however the events that follow aren't what anyone expected. Please R&R!

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or its characters. I only own Ember Winchester.

A/N: Hi! I just wanna thank luckypixi for helping decide on a title, and for also encouraging me to write this one!

Hope you enjoy! xxxxxxxx

Caught in a Bad Romance

Chapter One: Scandalous

"I can't believe you." Sam growled as he and Dean sat at a table in the nightclub, "What if she gets raped? Did you ever think of that?"

"Dude, if that girl can kick my ass, your ass and Bobby's ass at once, I'm sure she can handle a rapist, okay?" Dean replied, Sam's jaw dropping in shock.

"How can you even think like that?" Sam asked, "That's our sister, Dean! Ember! Remember her? She's supposed to be kept alive, okay? Not handed out to greasy guys like a piece of meat!"

Dean sighed and drank his beer, the announcer introducing Ember as "Winter Fire". Sam was disgusted and Dean was slightly when they saw their sister emerge onto the pole with a small black skirt on and pink cropped vest, black tie around her neck with black and pink stilettos on. Ember's dark blonde hair hung loosely by her face, waves covering part of it but revealing a glint of her stunning green eyes, full lips coated in pink lip gloss, eyelashes cloaked in mascara. She looked like a whore. Damnit, Ember felt like a whore, and in all the time she'd been helping her brothers, risking her neck for them on every hunt, washing their clothes, cooking their meals (if they stayed at Bobby's) and using her feminine charms to gain information, they repay her by doing this to her. What bastards.

They were looking for a crossroads demon by the name of Crowley, one who Castiel had said would be very helpful during the Apocalypse. Yes, it was the Apocalypse and Ember was standing there like a slut trying to entice the demon into a trap. Great!

Her music began to play: Scandalous by Mis-Teeq, and boy did she work that pole. She tried to look for her brothers, but the lights were too bright and she just had to focus on dancing. She kept her eye out for Crowley too, because after all she had to trap him. The jeers of men weren't too comforting, but then she spotted a black figure moving towards the front. She swayed her hips and tried to look seductive, swinging her head around and making her blonde loose curls swish around her body, Dean grinning proudly at his sister.

If people didn't know better, they'd say Dean and Ember were twins. She was his female double, and she had all the things, unfortunately, that men like Dean looked for in a women. She had one hell of a cleavage on her, not too big, not too small, but damn near perfect in proportion to her body. She had stunning hips and long, sexy legs that had just the right amount of muscle on them. Her slender fingers wound around that pole and she swung, sliding up it and moving to the beat. Her sense of rhythm was something that Dean had always been proud of and she had a good sense of humour too. But she was trying to be serious and she slid down the pole, pressing herself to it before turning and seeing Crowley himself sat right where she wanted him. She swung her hips seductively as she made her way towards him, winking at the handsome demon before turning and shaking her hips again, running to the pole and swinging around it, doing a gentle shimmy back to her feet and throwing her head back.

"She's got him." Dean said, "Atta girl…"

Sam glared at his brother who raised an eyebrow.

"You're sick." Sam growled, "Mom and Dad would be furious if they knew what you were doing."

Dean sighed and looked back at his sister, now seeing her on all fours as she whispered something into Crowley's ear, even biting his earlobe before moving back to the pole, body shining with a hint of sweat that started to form on her body. Sam had never seen his sister so exposed before and the sight was just humiliating to him. But from what the brothers saw, Crowley was completely entranced. Ember ran her hands up her body and through her hair, collapsing to her knees to signal the end of the song. She looked to Crowley and pointed to the back door, holding three fingers up and mouthing: 'three minutes' to him. The demon nodded and looked around before heading for the back, Dean and Sam following.

In her dressing room, Ember found her pay packet and smiled, slipping the money into her bag before heading out of the door in her hunting gear, meeting Crowley in the alley as they'd arranged.

"Hello, darling." Crowley said as she emerged in the alleyway, his deep voice sending chills up the middle Winchester's spine.

"Hey, baby." She replied, still trying to be seductive, even though she was terrified of the King of the Crossroads who stood before her, "Enjoy the show?"

"You were stunning." Crowley replied, watching as she made her way closer to him.

"Let me show you how stunning the rest of me is." She whispered, wrapping a hand around the back of the demon's head and pulling him in for a kiss.

Their lips moved slowly and the coughing from the end of the alley broke them apart, although Ember found she missed Crowley's lips on her own. Sam began to torture the demon, Crowley squirming under Sam's hold.

"Sam, stop it." Ember growled, "Stop!"

Sam did and Crowley looked at Ember with thankful eyes.

"We don't need to torture him." She said, "Try asking first, huh?"

Sam raised an eyebrow and Ember looked at the demon before taking a deep breath.

"I'm sure you've figured out who we are, Crowley," She began, earning a weary nod from the demon, "So do you wanna come quietly and answer our questions or do I have to set him on you again?"

Crowley stood straight and smirked at the brothers.

"All you had to do was ask."

The British accent was sending Ember's knees weak and she smiled at him, trying to push her feelings to the back of her head. The brothers nodded and everyone got in the Impala, heading back to the Winchester's motel.

-TBC-

Loved it? Hated it? Anything in between? Please feel free to review!

Thanks for reading so far!

xxxxx