This is a story that was an idea, then made me realize how possible it was thanks to KnighMysterio. He gave me a new idea to writing. Thanks. Enjoy.
Explosions rocked the base. While they had been going up against the green wizard for a while, now, he seemed like he was just plain crazy.
"Ach! If I ever get the chance, I'll take 'dat crazy book that wizard has and beat the bombs out of 'em!" The RED Demo said in frustration. Both teams had been knocked up good. Even Sniper wasn't doing to hot. His face was contorted in rage.
"Ah, that was fun, I leave now." Marasmus said, his voice booming over the intercom. With that, Marasmus had left. All the mercs groaned, knowing that the wizard had finally beaten them. They then went to capture the control point. However, when the wheel was spun, Marasmus seemed slightly worried.
"This is a new version of the wheel, but it is slightly experimental." He boomed.
"Maggot, if something crazy happens, I will pull a rabbit out of your ass!" the RED Solider said. After Solider said that, the wheel started slowing down. It flashed over a transgender sign, a baby sign, and stopped on a Bombinomicon sign. With that, the sign started with a "whoosh" and started pulling the RED mercs in.
"Noooo! Bombinomicon, why did you do that?" Marasmus yelled.
"Because I think they need a break." The Bombinomicon snorted back.
All the mercs from RED, ending with engineer, who had grabbed the respawn device just in case, were sucked into the portal. The BLU team were slightly confused, while the BLU Solider was shouting insults.
"Gentlemen, I am afraid that with the 'sudden' disappearance of the RED team, you will be stuck at lakeside. Feel free to beat up the wizard. Just only do it once." The administrator said. She sounded slightly pleased.
With that, all the mercs from BLU started setting up. Demo had pulled out his sticky jumper, Solider his rocket jumper, and Engineer had built a sentry and equipped the wrangler. With an explosion, they went to the island, finding Marasmus. While Engineer set up the teleporter, Demo and Solider were punching the wizard so hard that he had multiple broken bones. With a whoosh, Heavy came in.
"I promise you, pain without end." He said.
"Mommy..." Marasmus whimpered.
Screams of pain came from the island as Heavy's fist collided with the wizard's nuts. Medic was the next one in.
"Oooh, The administrator has given me a great zing to do." Medic said maniac like. He pulled out his bone saw, and the scene was terrifying, too terrifying to tell you in a MA fic. Afterwards, the wizard died, and all the mercs got to ask the bombinomicon questions. After a long period of doing so, they found out that the bombinomicon saw, "friendship" in them, and wanted to open a portal to another world. He wouldn't tell what world, and tried to tell them that he didn't know. Sniper also asked about the transgender sign and the baby sign.
"Oh, the baby one, made by Marasmus, would turn you all into babies. The transgender sign though, that was made by scout and me. It would turn you all into the opposite gender. And scout was the only one who could avoid it." The bombinomicon said.
"Scout, come here." The spy said. Afterwards, Scout came back and was a bit red.
"Well, he got rid of the enchantment so I'm no longer immune. So I got to get it off the wheel." Scout said.
"Ohhhh no, you aren't getting rid of that!" The bombinomicon said. All the mercs sighed.
"That's all great and good, but we got to get the REDs back." Sniper said. All the mercs then looked startled, and then started looking for the wizard.
Meanwhile, in another universe.
"Marasmus is going to pay when I get back!" the RED Solider said, falling through a green realm.
"Well, that's supposin' we actually get back." Engineer said. All the mercs nodded in agreement.
"Is that a rainbow?" Scout said. All the mercenaries looked down to see a rainbow of light coming for them.
"Gentlemen, I think we are going to a 'happy' world." Spy said with disgust.
With that statement, the mercs of RED fell through.
In Equestria
"Whoa, Spike, look at this!" Twilight said from her new telescope. Spike groggily got up to see nine falling stars. Each had a different color trail to them. They were purple, red, yellow, green, orange, light pink, pink, maroon, and blue. Each one was scattered across ponyville. The light pink landed in the fountain, the pink in the everfree forest, red landed in the rainbow pool of rainbow dashe's house, maroon landed in front of the castle, green landed in a gem mine, yellow and blue landed in canterlot castle, and purple landed in a conveniently placed window at carousel boutique.
"Spike, I think we might have more visitors." Twilight said. Spike just nodded and went to his bed. Twilight went to the door to see if this was another tyranid. Yet instead, was a stallion. Twilight slowly took him inside, all the while trying to not wake him up. She placed him in one of the guest bedrooms. Twilight then went to bed. She was dreaming softly when a rap a tap woke her up. She went down to the source, by the bedroom only to find two vicious yellow eyes.