Saiyany
Hi again peoples! Here's another parody by me! If you've ever read the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, then you'll know that this poem was already weird enough without me adding anything (personally I think the man was on crack when he wrote Jabberwocky). We had to memorize this poem for English and I got to thinking about doing a parody. I think I'm going to make Mirai Trunks the one who slays the Saiyan (although I seriously doubt that Vegeta would congratulate him like that at the end). Please read and then review!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. Nuff said.
Twas brillig and jelly sandwiches
Did chomp and chew in mouths
All punchy were the Saiyans
Their fists protect their fate
Beware the Saiyan, son
The fists that punch, the feet that kick!
Beware their power levels
And ignore their attitude!
He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the manxome foe he sought
So rested he by the dragonball tree
And stood awhile in thought
And as in silent thought he stood
A Saiyan, with power levels high
Came sneaking through the tulgey wood
And stomped as it came!
One two! One two! And through and through!
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack
He left it dead and with its body
He went flying back
And hast thou slain a Saiyan?
Come to my arms my beamish warrior
O fabulous day! Yippee! Yay!
He chortled in his joy
Twas brillig and jelly sandwiches
Did chomp and chew in mouths
All punchy were the Saiyans
Their fists protect their fate
So what'd ya think? Weird I know, but anyway review now that you've read, 'kay?