Birdman Dies!! By Anna Frohling - Enukid
Dedicated to genius and artist of her own time- Tor Lindsay, may she write as well as she draws. Read her fanfictions people, c'mon, she's new here!
Note- I don't own birdman. I never did. I don't want to. I have a box, though. You can't take away my box! Or my soda can-er- 'toilet'
Note2- I wrote this in five minutes in science class. It's ghetto.
Birdman Dies!!
Jail Guard. Well, Birdman, do you have any final requests before you die? In jail?
Birdman. Yes. Before I die here from lack of sun, Which theoretically if I could get to would make me strong enough to escape, I have one final request. To see the outside world! Before I die. Including the sun.
Jail Guard. Sounds reasonable enough.
He dragged Birdman halfway across the hallway to the outside when-
Jail Guard. Wait.
He read the last few lines again.
Jail Guard. Oh hell no!
So he dragged Birdman, half-dead, back to his cell. He died.
THE END
Dedicated to genius and artist of her own time- Tor Lindsay, may she write as well as she draws. Read her fanfictions people, c'mon, she's new here!
Note- I don't own birdman. I never did. I don't want to. I have a box, though. You can't take away my box! Or my soda can-er- 'toilet'
Note2- I wrote this in five minutes in science class. It's ghetto.
Birdman Dies!!
Jail Guard. Well, Birdman, do you have any final requests before you die? In jail?
Birdman. Yes. Before I die here from lack of sun, Which theoretically if I could get to would make me strong enough to escape, I have one final request. To see the outside world! Before I die. Including the sun.
Jail Guard. Sounds reasonable enough.
He dragged Birdman halfway across the hallway to the outside when-
Jail Guard. Wait.
He read the last few lines again.
Jail Guard. Oh hell no!
So he dragged Birdman, half-dead, back to his cell. He died.
THE END