SUGAR!
A/N: hi everyone! Once again, thanks to my friend, and thank you to Bianca-skittles for my first official review! I hope you enjoy this story because it is super funny.
Luke and Kronos were on their way to kill Percy at mcDonald's. They were riding in a new bejeweled pink convertible and singing to "I'm a Barbie Girl" and doing the head bob.
Meanwhile….
Percy was hugging trees, Nico was in a waitress, uniform, complete with a dress, a bonnet, and stiletto heels. He was dropping grapes into Mr. D's mouth and tripping over himself. Mr. D was lying on an extra-special sofa imported from Egypt. Annabeth was running in front of cars singing "Hit Me Baby one More Time". Thalia was doing an Irish jig on hot coals, and every once in a while, she would jump into a tank of dolphins and clown fish. Chiron was drinking root beer, and wearing a hippietard while sporting a rainbow afro and peace sign tattoo (who knows where he put it). Grover made everyone brownies, and here we are now, everyone going wacko.
A/N: sorry this chapter was short, but there will be more!