This is a one shot short fanfic of Varric and the inquisitor.
This is hexy kitty's fanfic so al credits go to her. Also go sub to her cause she is awesome
Varric's frustration slowly grew. He could no longer harbor the feelings of his weapon. He secretly wanted to shove the inquisitor a hook down. Learning everything he knew from zevran. He shoved them up. And slowly slipped his hands down there pants, grabbing there hardened shafts. He began to stroke them. Caressing It ever so slightly. pumping it until the sounds of bliss and pleasure filled the ears. The inquisitor said: "wait, we have others here who might want to join in to your chest hair of glory". What about the iron bull and dorian? Their bodies are craving the sweet nothings. They are each out casted by their own kind. They eat beside the bed. They stare upon the tent as the use iron bull as their suculant pig.
The end.