Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray-Man. That belongs to the wonderful Katsura Hoshino. I do not own Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. That belongs to the lovely Lewis Carroll.
Elements from these two stories used: D. Gray-Man characters in Lewis Carroll's wonderland.
In fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through a land
Of wonders wild and new,
In friendly chat with bird or beast -
And half believe it true.
-Lewis Carroll
Chapter 1- Baka... Usagi?
"Oh crap! Oh crap!" What's Lavi so excited about now?
"Allen! Allen, wake up!" Why?
"Come on, I'm going to be late!" Wait, what? Late for what?
"Allen, the old man's gonna kill me if we don't get going right this very second!" Can't I just go back to sleep?
"Allen, I know you're awake. Come on, let's go!"
"No." Allen was not in the mood to put up with the hyperactive rabbit in a human suit. For the past three weeks, he had been on missions non-stop. He hadn't slept at all for several days. Now, he finally had the time to get some decent rest, and here was Lavi, interrupting his beauty sleep.
"Allen, get up," said the red-haired boy as he pulled Allen up. "I'm going to be late!"
"Okay, okay! I'm getting up! Just stop shouti-" Allen completely froze when he actually got a good look at Lavi. He rubbed his eyes just to make sure that his vision wasn't being blurred from just waking up.
"Lavi... Lavi, are those... are those rabbit ears?" he asked in disbelief. Sure enough, among the messy, red strands of hair on the usagi's head were red bunny ears.
"What? Who cares about that, Allen? I'm going to be late!" he nearly shouted as he grabbed the smaller boy's arm and began to run.
"Wait, are you also wearing a waistcoat?" Allen asked as he ran along with Lavi, trying to keep up with his longer strides.
"Lavi, where are we?" he asked when he noticed that they were in a forest that he had no memory of entering. It seemed oddly familiar for some reason though.
"Lavi, where are we going?" he asked when he noticed that Lavi seemed to be running just anywhere. Are we being attacked or something? But my eye isn't seeing anything. A Noah, maybe? But that still doesn't explain why Lavi is in a waistcoat and why he has rabbit ears sprouting from his head.
"Lavi, care to explain what the hell is going on?!" he asked when Lavi didn't answer any of his questions.
"Lavi?"
"Lavi?!"
"LAVI?!"
Lavi stopped running so suddenly that Allen ran right into him. Lavi didn't fall down however, but grabbed Allen by the shoulders, looked him dead in the eye, and whispered six words.
"I am going to be late." Lavi just stood there, staring into Allen's soul. Or at least, that's what it felt like to Allen.
"But Lavi, what are you going to be late for?" Allen had to ask.
"Allen, look at this! Look at it!" Lavi yelled as he nearly shoved a watch into Allen's face. "Do you see this? Do you? Look at the time! Do you see the time? THE TIME SAYS I'M RUNNING LATE! We have to go, now!"
"Go where, Lavi?!"
"Open an Ark gate!"
"Where, Lavi! Where?!"
"To the Order or something, I don't know!"
"What do you mean you don't kno-"
"JUST OPEN THE GATE, I'M LATE."
"Okay, okay!" With that said, Allen started to create a gate to Headquarters. In no time at all, the pure white light of the Ark Gate began to illuminate the dark forest. It took a moment for the heavy rock of depression to hit Allen. He was so gonna get in trouble for this. Trouble like being accused of treason. Lavi owes him big time, and he means BIG time.
"Happy now, Lavi?" Allen grumbled.
"Oh crap, I'm late, I'm late," Lavi continued to repeat to himself. Without a moments notice, he grabbed Allen's hand and jumped through the gate.
Allen only had time to yell "Wha-" before the white light of the Ark enveloped him.
Next chapters will be much longer. This is just the beginning.
I'd appreciate reviews. Please tell me where I can improve and where I'm doing just fine.
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