Okay, just want to say, I do not own the Warriors series, or any characters except for Darkleaf. Anything that I mention like Hollyleaf still being alive is my own personal opinion and not necessarily true. Read, enjoy, AND REVIEW!!! Also, important A/N at the end.
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Welcome to the First Warrior Cat Awards!
Darkleaf: Welcome, folks, to the first ever WARRIOR CAT AWARDS CEREMONY!
(Applause and cheering from the Clan cats, StarClan cats, Tribe cats, and Dark Forest cats sitting in the audience below. And a few random loners, rouges and kittypets)
Darkleaf: I'll be your host tonight, but don't forget to thank Swiftpaw of ThunderClan on Camera 1, Tawnypelt of ShadowClan on Camera 2, Hattie the kittypet as our audio switcher, Jayfeather of ThunderClan as our behind the scenes manager, and Mothwing of RiverClan, Barley the loner, and Tallstar of WindClan on the spotlights!
(more applause)
Darkleaf: Now to get things going… Our first award is the Most Pathetic Evil Cat award! And it goes to… Darkstripe! Come on up here, Darkstripe!
Darkstripe: *Climbs onto the stage and takes the trophy from Darkleaf* But… but… I'm not pathetic! *cries* I love you, Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: Shut up, Darkstripe! We're keeping our relationship a secret, remember!
Darkleaf: Annnnd, anyways, moving on! Our next award is the Awesomest Deputy Ever award! And this one goes to… (cats hold their breath)… Russetfur! (ShadowClan cheers wildly)
Russetfur: *Stalks onto the stage while someone cough Hawkfrost cough inappropriately whistles. She shoves Darkstripe, who is still crying, off the stage and he lands on Poppyfrost who shrieks while Cinderheart points and laughs*
Darkleaf: Well, Russetfur, is there anything you'd like to say?
Russetfur: No. *Walks off the stage with the trophy in her mouth, whacking Darkleaf in the face with her bushy tail as she does*
Darkleaf: *Snarls under her breath* Well it's time for the third award and final award!
(Cats gasp in horror)
Darkleaf: Of this segment! Don't worry everyone, there will be five segments!
(Cats sigh in relief)
Darkleaf: The third award is the Most Idiotic Mistake award! And it goes to… Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: *Slinks onto the stage, wrapped in a blanket that completely covers her*
Darkleaf: Hollyleaf won this award because she murdered a cat because of what he was going to, then she went and did it herself! Erm, Hollyleaf, would you like to tell everyone exactly why you are wrapped in a blanket?
Hollyleaf: *mumbles*
Dovekit: *sneaks up behind Hollyleaf and rips the blanket off*
(The cats gasp. Hollyleaf is standing on the stage, clearly lacking the sparkly-ness of a dead StarClan cat)
Leafpool: My kitten! She's not dead!
Hollyleaf: *Screeches and leaps off the stage and runs away into the darkness* I AM dead! Don't look at me, I am dead!
Dovekit: Ha ha ha, she's just ashamed she's not part of the prophecy like me.
Darkleaf: You don't know that for sure, Dovekit. It could be Ivykit.
Dovekit: Oh, it's me all right. *grins creepily at Darkleaf*
Darkleaf: Um, Whitewing, could you…?
Whitewing: On it. *she picks up Dovekit by the scruff and carries her away*
Darkleaf: Buuuuttt, anyways, to wrap this segment up, we have a special performance!
(Cheering)
Darkleaf: Each segment will have a performance at the end, and each performance will based off a different group of cats; Clan, Tribe, dead, kittypets/loners/rogues, and the final performance will be everyone! First up we have the Clan cats!
(Clan cats cheer)
Darkleaf: Please welcome Foxpaw of ThunderClan, Minnowpaw of RiverClan, Scorchpaw of ShadowClan, Swallowpaw of WindClan, and Bouncepaw of SkyClan!
(Appluading as the five apprentices leap onto the stage)
The apprentices: *Assemble into a formation with Foxpaw in the front, Minnowpaw and Scorchpaw behind him, and Bouncepaw and Swallowpaw behind them. They stand still.*
(Suddenly music starts)
Foxpaw: *Dances to the Hammertime song as the audience goes crazy. Nods to the others as the second line of music starts and they join him.*
Apprentices: *They all dance in sync until the music ends*
(The cats scream and cheer and whistle. Icepaw leaps onstage and hugs her brother. Everyone laughs as Dawnpaw jumps up and does the same to Scorchpaw (to whom she is not related)
Darkleaf: *walks back to center-stage as the apprentices walk off, bowing* And that's our first segment!
(Cheering and clapping as the lights dim)
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THANKS FOR READING AND REVIEW!!!!!
Important A/N: Hi, Darkleaf here. I'm looking for a co-host to help with segment two. If you are interested, here are the rules:
Review or send me a PM that says this: Hi, my name is _____________, and I'm interested in being your co-host. I look like (physical description) and I am in _________Clan (or Tribe).
You must be an apprentice or a warrior (or the Tribe equivalent). No kits, queens, elders or leaders.
No rogues, loners or kittypets.
StarClan cats may enter. No Dark Forest though.
Look, not to be rude, but I made this and I already have ideas for segment two so if you're a co-host you go with them. Okay?
It's more or less first come first serve, but if I like you I pick you! So enter! :D