Super Smash Bros. melee
The fanfic
Chappy one ^_^
One day, Peach and Zelda and Samus were in the mall
Zelda: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! This place is hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: SOOOOOOOOOO many stores and crap free.
Samus: Yep video games are only 30$ each!! ^___________________________________________^
After buying a truck load of stuff, they went home until(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHA*oops*hahahahahahahah ahxbvdcghvdfhvgvdkcvzsgdvgjyzvcgdvghzsdvf*snore*.)
Peach: What the heck was that!
Samus: have no idea
Zelda: How about *says it really fast* lookbehindyoubeforeyougeteatenbyheck.
Giga Bowser: LOOK! BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!!!
Every body runs but then Peach tripped.
Suddenly Giga Bowser got Peach and ran for life( don't ask me why)
Peach: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: crap
Samus:...........................IT WAS NOT MY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLTTTT!!!!!!!!!! GET IT!
Zelda: O_O
Meanwhile the smash bros. were making a commercial
The musical:
Mario: oh ..
Yoshi joins in: We punch each other and we cry
The smashers: We really don't know why
Mario&Yoshi: We get really very badly hurt
The smashers: or go flying through the sky
Melee HIGH IN CAFFEINE BABY! mode
Fox: runs everywhere
Link: *jumps up and down*
Ness: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
Kirby:*buries head under ground*
Suddenly..
Zelda: PEACH HAS BEEN um umm uh..
Samus: kidnapped.
Mario:* faints*
Marth: how?
Zelda: well you see we were at the mall and Giga Bowser came and um uhh What was the word?
Samus :* sigh * kidnapped
Mewtwo: this is boring everything is just * mew2 plushie falls on his head * yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2
Enter the watchamacallit I mean portal ^__^
The smashers were playing rock paper and scissors to see which four people
Will fight the next villain and it was the swords men who were lucky enough.
But mean while in the MH house a strange unknown hand came to Peach who was
Trapped in a box and had no way out.
Unknown hand: well hello Peach.
Peach: who are you?
Unknown Hand: Well I am Fiendic hand
Peach: hi! Nice to met you I mean get me outta hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeee
Fiendic Hand: Want me to continue Master hand?
Master Hand; sure
Peach gulped as Fiendic Hand went closer to suck her DNA ( owies)
Then
Peach: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The smashers found a portal with a guy standing next to it
Guy: so YOU think that YOU can get through THIS portal?
Link: wanna fight about it
Link got out his Master Sword when he realized that the Guy was Seshomaru Holding the Dark Tsaiga ( I made it up)
Link: gulp
Seshomaru: Let's fight then
Link did his moves first. He did a upward slash and did a combo move which hit Seshomaru then he did a spin attack, which sent him flying with blood.
Seshomaru: you think that you can beat me so easily!?
All that Seshomaru needed to do was do the simple attack of swishing his blade and then, a HUGE blast came and went right through Link and wiped him out .
Seshomaru: Looks like you lost.
Zelda: You didn't need to kill him! We were just going to stop Master hand you JERK!
Seshomaru: Well you should have told me that
Smashers: 0_0
Back to Master Hand's Palace
Peach: I don't feel so * cough * good
Crazy hand: Of CourSe You dOn'T
Master Hand: Get ready to meet your worst NIGHTMARE!!!!
Peach: Hey that's me!
A girl came in and looked exactly like Peach except for the sword and black dress
Dark Peach: See ya later Peach ' cause your friends are going bye-bye, down the drain you know what I mean. ( liked it well get ready for some anger at ch.3 and it also says boring a lot)
Chappy 3
Dark Peach vs. All the Smash Bros. ^___^
After they went out of the portal Mario saw Peach.
Mario: Peach! Wait you're not Peach
Dark Peach: I came to kill you all GET IT!
Dark Peach formed a shadow ball
Dark Peach: die!
SFX: BOOM
Roy: STOOPID I'm gonna kill you
But Dark Peach was already behind him and she used her dark slap attack combo
Dark Peach: that was boring
Marth: Die!
Dark Peach took out her sword and well hurt Marth ( or maybe killed)
All the Smashers: DIE!
Dark Peach: boring
A bright light came and every smasher got wiped out except....
Mario: So-a you want to-a fight-a me-a?
Dark Peach: You're friends combined bore me and I'd prefer killing you right now cause you bore me
Link: That's what you think freak
Link attacked with his smash attack but he missed
Dark Peach: see what I mean, oh crap I gotta use the bathroom
After a few seconds Dark Peach did a shadow ball and tried to hit Link and Mario But they dodged it.
Mewtwo: That's it I'm gonna blow you away pathetic fool!
Mewtwo suddenly released thousands of fully charged shadow balls at Dark Peach
Dark Peach: Good but still boring. COUNTER ATTACK!
Suddenly all the shadow balls went right at Mewtwo and then
SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Capt. Falcon: That's it you're going down!
Falcon did a raptor boost a falcon kick and his smash moves but Dark Peach dodged each hit
Meanwhile at the MH palace
Peach: THAT'S IT!! No one messes around with Princess Peach Toadstool!!!!!!!!!!
Peach got a knife and cut the box and ran for life.
Crazy Hand: what was that?
Back to the story
Dark Peach: This is so boring * slaps Sheik into the ground* this is a waste of time *reflects Mario's mega fireball *
Dark Peach: I'm gonna wipe all of you out!
Every body loses three out of 5 lives ( happy or not a lot of slap is coming your way)
Chappy 4
Dark Peach vs. Peach ^____^
Dark Peach was coming back from a very boring battle and she saw Peach escaping Peach saw her dark self and ran for life but Dark Peach was already in front of her
Dark Peach: tis tis no running away from jail Peach: MOVE IT!
Dark Peach: so you wanna get out? Well you have to beat me first
Peach: Bring it on!
Peach did her slap combo but missed. Dark Peach did a shadowball but Peach countered with toad. Dark Peach then took out her sword and tried to hit Peach but Peach dodged every hit. Peach then did the crown hit smash attack but missed, then Dark Peach did a Dark slap combo and almost KO'D Peach.
Peach: Why you little!
Dark Peach: If you don't wanna die, I advise you to quit boring me.
Dark Peach pointed her sword at Peach
Dark Peach: I CAN AND I WILL DESTROY YOU NOW!
Before Peach could know it she was dead
Dark Peach: * sheathes her sword * there another doll now give 50 bucks
Giga Bowser: Thanks!
Chappy five ^_____^
Y.Link : aw man, I lust ran out of lon lon milk.
Bowser: Who cares.
Suddenly something happens
Y. Link : YAYNESS! A BOTTLE OF MILK! * gulp gulp gulp gulp fgsyugfusgfhsg*
Mario : Look guys! It's the-a castle------a
Suddenly they see a guy
Zelda: Hey Look! It's Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: great, more fangirls.
Zelda: Let's mob him girls! * girls start popping out every where* Inuyasha: crap...
Pichu: pichu, Pi...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
All the girls get shocked like hell
Fangirls: ow.
Pichu walks up to Inuyasha and says "Pi"
Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????????????GAGJGGFDFDFDFG
Pichu: Pi
Pichu then ran for life as one hell of a mad man went after him
Then ...
Kagome: Have you seen Inuyasha?
Kirby: he went that way
Kagome: thanks talking fat huge puffball!
Kirby: -__________- sure don't mention it
Kirby thought: stoopid girl
Then all the smashers get teleported to the Final Destination
Master hand: welcome smashers, you are here because you have to kill your Dumb mortal enemies, rivals, blah , blah
Crazy Hand: NeXt iS FoX vS. ( I'll just call him Wolfen, GET IT!) wOlFeN
_____________________________________________________________________ playdude91: hello please review please reviw blah. Did you like it well if you have any suggestions please review
please ?????????ydgyfsygfyuegfhgjdfhgdfhvgh* cough * please?
Chap. 6 coming soon.
The fanfic
Chappy one ^_^
One day, Peach and Zelda and Samus were in the mall
Zelda: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! This place is hhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach: SOOOOOOOOOO many stores and crap free.
Samus: Yep video games are only 30$ each!! ^___________________________________________^
After buying a truck load of stuff, they went home until(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH*cough*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHA*oops*hahahahahahahah ahxbvdcghvdfhvgvdkcvzsgdvgjyzvcgdvghzsdvf*snore*.)
Peach: What the heck was that!
Samus: have no idea
Zelda: How about *says it really fast* lookbehindyoubeforeyougeteatenbyheck.
Giga Bowser: LOOK! BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!!!
Every body runs but then Peach tripped.
Suddenly Giga Bowser got Peach and ran for life( don't ask me why)
Peach: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: crap
Samus:...........................IT WAS NOT MY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLTTTT!!!!!!!!!! GET IT!
Zelda: O_O
Meanwhile the smash bros. were making a commercial
The musical:
Mario: oh ..
Yoshi joins in: We punch each other and we cry
The smashers: We really don't know why
Mario&Yoshi: We get really very badly hurt
The smashers: or go flying through the sky
Melee HIGH IN CAFFEINE BABY! mode
Fox: runs everywhere
Link: *jumps up and down*
Ness: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
Kirby:*buries head under ground*
Suddenly..
Zelda: PEACH HAS BEEN um umm uh..
Samus: kidnapped.
Mario:* faints*
Marth: how?
Zelda: well you see we were at the mall and Giga Bowser came and um uhh What was the word?
Samus :* sigh * kidnapped
Mewtwo: this is boring everything is just * mew2 plushie falls on his head * yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2
Enter the watchamacallit I mean portal ^__^
The smashers were playing rock paper and scissors to see which four people
Will fight the next villain and it was the swords men who were lucky enough.
But mean while in the MH house a strange unknown hand came to Peach who was
Trapped in a box and had no way out.
Unknown hand: well hello Peach.
Peach: who are you?
Unknown Hand: Well I am Fiendic hand
Peach: hi! Nice to met you I mean get me outta hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeeeee
Fiendic Hand: Want me to continue Master hand?
Master Hand; sure
Peach gulped as Fiendic Hand went closer to suck her DNA ( owies)
Then
Peach: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The smashers found a portal with a guy standing next to it
Guy: so YOU think that YOU can get through THIS portal?
Link: wanna fight about it
Link got out his Master Sword when he realized that the Guy was Seshomaru Holding the Dark Tsaiga ( I made it up)
Link: gulp
Seshomaru: Let's fight then
Link did his moves first. He did a upward slash and did a combo move which hit Seshomaru then he did a spin attack, which sent him flying with blood.
Seshomaru: you think that you can beat me so easily!?
All that Seshomaru needed to do was do the simple attack of swishing his blade and then, a HUGE blast came and went right through Link and wiped him out .
Seshomaru: Looks like you lost.
Zelda: You didn't need to kill him! We were just going to stop Master hand you JERK!
Seshomaru: Well you should have told me that
Smashers: 0_0
Back to Master Hand's Palace
Peach: I don't feel so * cough * good
Crazy hand: Of CourSe You dOn'T
Master Hand: Get ready to meet your worst NIGHTMARE!!!!
Peach: Hey that's me!
A girl came in and looked exactly like Peach except for the sword and black dress
Dark Peach: See ya later Peach ' cause your friends are going bye-bye, down the drain you know what I mean. ( liked it well get ready for some anger at ch.3 and it also says boring a lot)
Chappy 3
Dark Peach vs. All the Smash Bros. ^___^
After they went out of the portal Mario saw Peach.
Mario: Peach! Wait you're not Peach
Dark Peach: I came to kill you all GET IT!
Dark Peach formed a shadow ball
Dark Peach: die!
SFX: BOOM
Roy: STOOPID I'm gonna kill you
But Dark Peach was already behind him and she used her dark slap attack combo
Dark Peach: that was boring
Marth: Die!
Dark Peach took out her sword and well hurt Marth ( or maybe killed)
All the Smashers: DIE!
Dark Peach: boring
A bright light came and every smasher got wiped out except....
Mario: So-a you want to-a fight-a me-a?
Dark Peach: You're friends combined bore me and I'd prefer killing you right now cause you bore me
Link: That's what you think freak
Link attacked with his smash attack but he missed
Dark Peach: see what I mean, oh crap I gotta use the bathroom
After a few seconds Dark Peach did a shadow ball and tried to hit Link and Mario But they dodged it.
Mewtwo: That's it I'm gonna blow you away pathetic fool!
Mewtwo suddenly released thousands of fully charged shadow balls at Dark Peach
Dark Peach: Good but still boring. COUNTER ATTACK!
Suddenly all the shadow balls went right at Mewtwo and then
SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Capt. Falcon: That's it you're going down!
Falcon did a raptor boost a falcon kick and his smash moves but Dark Peach dodged each hit
Meanwhile at the MH palace
Peach: THAT'S IT!! No one messes around with Princess Peach Toadstool!!!!!!!!!!
Peach got a knife and cut the box and ran for life.
Crazy Hand: what was that?
Back to the story
Dark Peach: This is so boring * slaps Sheik into the ground* this is a waste of time *reflects Mario's mega fireball *
Dark Peach: I'm gonna wipe all of you out!
Every body loses three out of 5 lives ( happy or not a lot of slap is coming your way)
Chappy 4
Dark Peach vs. Peach ^____^
Dark Peach was coming back from a very boring battle and she saw Peach escaping Peach saw her dark self and ran for life but Dark Peach was already in front of her
Dark Peach: tis tis no running away from jail Peach: MOVE IT!
Dark Peach: so you wanna get out? Well you have to beat me first
Peach: Bring it on!
Peach did her slap combo but missed. Dark Peach did a shadowball but Peach countered with toad. Dark Peach then took out her sword and tried to hit Peach but Peach dodged every hit. Peach then did the crown hit smash attack but missed, then Dark Peach did a Dark slap combo and almost KO'D Peach.
Peach: Why you little!
Dark Peach: If you don't wanna die, I advise you to quit boring me.
Dark Peach pointed her sword at Peach
Dark Peach: I CAN AND I WILL DESTROY YOU NOW!
Before Peach could know it she was dead
Dark Peach: * sheathes her sword * there another doll now give 50 bucks
Giga Bowser: Thanks!
Chappy five ^_____^
Y.Link : aw man, I lust ran out of lon lon milk.
Bowser: Who cares.
Suddenly something happens
Y. Link : YAYNESS! A BOTTLE OF MILK! * gulp gulp gulp gulp fgsyugfusgfhsg*
Mario : Look guys! It's the-a castle------a
Suddenly they see a guy
Zelda: Hey Look! It's Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: great, more fangirls.
Zelda: Let's mob him girls! * girls start popping out every where* Inuyasha: crap...
Pichu: pichu, Pi...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
All the girls get shocked like hell
Fangirls: ow.
Pichu walks up to Inuyasha and says "Pi"
Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????????????GAGJGGFDFDFDFG
Pichu: Pi
Pichu then ran for life as one hell of a mad man went after him
Then ...
Kagome: Have you seen Inuyasha?
Kirby: he went that way
Kagome: thanks talking fat huge puffball!
Kirby: -__________- sure don't mention it
Kirby thought: stoopid girl
Then all the smashers get teleported to the Final Destination
Master hand: welcome smashers, you are here because you have to kill your Dumb mortal enemies, rivals, blah , blah
Crazy Hand: NeXt iS FoX vS. ( I'll just call him Wolfen, GET IT!) wOlFeN
_____________________________________________________________________ playdude91: hello please review please reviw blah. Did you like it well if you have any suggestions please review
please ?????????ydgyfsygfyuegfhgjdfhgdfhvgh* cough * please?
Chap. 6 coming soon.