O HAI THAR, FRIENDS. I'm doing another one of these fics, with Nuro-chan co-hosting! *points at Nuro-chan, who is sitting on the couch*
Nuro-chan: I really di- :gets hit by Otaku:
Otaku: HUSH, YOU. Anyway, let'sa go!
"HI EVERYONE! IT'S ME, OTAKU! I'm doing a Truth or Dare fic! But, considering that this is the first chapter, we don't have any truths or dares yet. So, I'm gonna be making them up along with Nuro-chan!" Otaku shouted. Nuro-chan rolled her eyes.
"Just get the countries in here already, geez." she said dully. Otaku glared at her.
"Whatever. OI, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!" she shouted as she suddenly disappeared, leaving a very confused Nuro-chan looking around for her.
"What the hell?" Nuro-chan muttered as 16 countries walked in. They were Germany, Italy, Japan, America, England, France, Russia, China, Canada, Hungary, Austria, Prussia, Spain, and Romano. America looked around and furrowed his eyebrows.
"Where are we?" he asked. Otaku appeared behind him with a loud bang, scaring the daylights out of him.
"You, my friend, are in the world of Truth or Dare! Right now, we are currently in the... actually, I have no clue where we are." Otaku admitted, hanging her head. England looked around.
"Well, we seem to be in a hotel lobby." he noted. Nuro-chan nodded.
"Yeah. Unlike that idiot over there," she said, pointing over her shoulder at Otaku, "I know that we are in the hotel that Otaku came up with the name of."
"Oh fuck, that's embarrassing..." Otaku said, a blush creeping over her cheeks. She cleared her throat. "W-Well anyway, everyone take your seats."
Otaku sat down beside Nuro-chan and looked at a small piece of paper that had materialized out of nowhere. Nuro-chan frowned in confusion.
"Where the hell did that come from?" she asked. Otaku grinned.
"I can manipulate the settings around us. For example..." she said as the hotel lobby morphed into a giant field. Everyone except for her fell onto the ground as their seats disappeared. Instantly, the field changed back into a room, except it didn't have furniture.
"Yeah, I fooled you guys. We're doing the truth or dare in here! Settings will change as needed." Otaku said, making a peace sign with her fingers. England glared at her.
"Remind me again, why are we here?" he asked. Otaku rolled her eyes.
"Well, duh, you guys signed a legally binding contract that clearly states that we can do whatever we want to you!" she said as an incredibly thick stack of papers appeared in her hands. America stood up and grabbed the papers, ripping them into shreds. He clapped his hands triumphantly and laughed.
"Not anymore!" he said. Otaku grinned as another contract appeared.
"The good thing about lawyers is that they make copies. Lots and lots of copies." she said. America pouted and sat back down. Nuro-chan patted his back sympathetically.
"Don't worry. She forced me into this too." she sighed. Otaku smiled innocently.
"Just get on vith it already." Germany said, crossing his arms as Italy rested his head on his shoulder.
"Oh! Right." she said, clearing her throat and looking at the piece of paper. "I'll read out my dares first! Romano, I dare you to run around the room shouting 'I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!'" she said with a grin. Romano scowled at Otaku.
"And why should I listen to you?" he asked. Otaku smiled innocently again as a small button appeared in the wall. She walked to it and pressed a small button; the wall flipped over to reveal a large amount of weapons, some of which had been 'borrowed' from Switzerland.
"You were saying?" she asked. Romano's eyes widened, and he stood up. A bag of popcorn appeared in Otaku's hands.
"Let the fun and games begin!" she announced. Nuro-chan made a grab for the popcorn.
"You're sharing that!" she snapped as she stuffed the popcorn into her mouth. Otaku growled and disappeared again. When she reappeared, she was standing high up on the wall. She stuck her tongue out at Nuro-chan, who cursed.
"I AM A MOTHERFUCKIN' WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!" Romano shouted as he ran around the room. Blushing, he sat down and crossed his arms.
"Never again..." he muttered. Otaku giggled.
"This is fun! Now I see why you guys like coming up with these dares so much!" she said as she placed the popcorn at her feet.
"How are you able to break the laws of gravity like that?" Nuro-chan asked. Otaku ignored her friend and looked at the paper again.
"Okay..." she said. A small teddy bear appeared with a picture of America's face taped over it. Otaku poofed away again.
"How does she manage to do that?" England asked, scratching his head.
"MAGIC!" Otaku shouted as she fell from the ceiling (which almost couldn't be seen, it was so high), holding onto a blue balloon (think birthday party balloon). "England, I dare you to make out with this teddy bear!" she said as she threw the teddy bear at England, who blushed.
"Damn yaoi fangirl..." Nuro-chan muttered as she glared at Otaku, who was slowly drifting down to the floor.
"I told you, I like shounen-ai!" Otaku argued. Nuro-chan put her hands in the air.
"IT'S THE SAME THING!" she shouted. Meanwhile, America grinned.
"Ah, relax, England! She didn't say for how long!" he said, hitting England's back. England smirked as he lightly kissed the teddy bear and then gave it to America, who threw it at Otaku, missing her but popping the balloon. Nuro-chan smirked as Otaku plummeted to Earth.
"That's karma for ya." she said, prodding Otaku's cheek.
"Thanks for the encouragement." Otaku said sarcastically, standing up and brushing herself off. "Just for that, I'll make some more dares before we get to yours." she said. Nuro-chan pursed her lips as Otaku looked over the paper. "Okay, this dare requires everyone to nominate one person in the room that is neither me or Nuro-chan!"
"America!" everyone shouted, except for America who shouted "Canadia!". He looked around at everyone as Otaku smirked.
"Okay~ In the meantime, everyone have a few glasses of their favorite drink!" she announced.
Shouts of approval came from the countries as the drinks appeared in front of them; beer for Germany, Prussia, and Canada (much to the shock of Otaku), wine for Italy, France, China, Spain, and Romano, sake for Japan, cola for America, rum for England, vodka for Russia, and coffee for Austria and Hungary. Nuro-chan frowned.
"Give me that!" she commanded, grabbing the paper. Her eyes widened at the rest of the dare. "Otaku, that's disgusting!" she said, sticking out her tongue. Otaku grinned.
"We're all disgusting in our own special way." she said, chuckling. After everyone had had a few drinks, Otaku shouted "Stop drinking!"
Everyone looked at her, confused. A large mug appeared on the floor in front of America, who looked confused.
"Everyone, pour the leftovers of your drink into that mug." Otaku said, pointing at the mug. Shocked, everyone poured whatever was left of their drinks into it. Otaku smiled evilly.
"Now, you have to drink everything in that mug, America!" she said. America's eyes widened.
"Oh no. I'm not doing this." he said, shaking his head and pushing the mug away from him. Otaku sighed and walked to the wall of weapons.
"What do you want me to hurt you with?" she asked. America broke out in a cold sweat, and he glanced at the mug again. He gulped and picked up the mug, Nuro-chan shaking her head and saying "Don't do it, man. It's not worth it.". After one gulp of the swill, America's face turned green. Cackling, Otaku made a bucket appear in front of the nation.
"You're evil!" America shouted before he threw up into the bucket. Otaku continued cackling.
"I know!" she said, looking at the list of dares again.
"You guys are lucky she only has six dares." Nuro-chan remarked. The countries shuddered and glanced at each other, wondering who the next three victims would be. Otaku grinned.
"Austria, here's your dare. You have to eat a grape out of France's hand!" she announced. Austria scowled at Otaku while the nations collapsed with laughter. A grape appeared in France's hand.
"I'm not doing that! Who knows where that hand has been!" Austria said. Hungary nodded in agreement. Otaku smiled sweetly.
"Does that mean I get to hit you with a medieval flail?" she asked. Austria just glared at her and walked over to France, plucking the grape out of his hand and stuffing it into his mouth.
"Is that it?" France asked, a little disappointed. Otaku sighed.
"Looks like it." she said. "Okay guys, here's my final dare!" she sang. The group started cheering.
"It's for... Iggy! You have to find something in the kitchen and eat it by itself!" she said. England frowned.
"What?" he asked. "That doesn't seem so bad."
"Oh? In that case, I'll choose it." Otaku said with a smirk. She disappeared in a shower of confetti, and reappeared a few seconds later holding a bottle of ketchup.
"What was the point of that when you could've just made ketchup appear out of thin air?" Nuro-chan asked. Otaku shrugged and threw the bottle to England, who stared at it.
"...you really expect me to eat ketchup by itself?" he asked. "Really?"
"Yes, really. Now get eating, Iggy." Otaku said, making herself sit in the air. Nuro-chan glanced at her and frowned.
"How are you doing that?" she asked, only to be ignored by Otaku. England shrugged and raised the bottle to his mouth, hitting the bottom of the ketchup bottle and giving himself a mouthful of ketchup. From what Otaku could gather, it took all his wits to keep himself from spitting it out.
"Never expected you to do it." America remarked after England swallowed. Nuro-chan nodded.
"Yeah. Anyway, it's time for my da-" she said before Otaku blew a trumpet in her ear.
"Oops, out of time! Looks like we're gonna have to do your dares next chapter!" she said while Nuro-chan tried to regain her hearing.
Oh yes, I went there, Nuro-chan. D Anyway, readers! PM me your truths or dares! Keep in mind, PM. Don't want a repeat of Ask A Nation. *shudders*