"Harry looked up from his newspaper, the flames from the fireplace licking at his feet. What he had previously dismissed as an old oak tree rattling against the window was not what it
'Harry, Harry!' weakly screamed the voice of someone /Harry rushed to the door in anticipation. He had /'Alright, stay off the window you bloody fool!' replied Harry to the mysterious /Upon prising open the ancient mahogany door, Harry was pleasantly met with a familiar set of pure emerald eyes.
No words needed to be exchanged between the two boys. Malfoy instantly seized the opportunity to embrace Potter and violently pushed him onto the magical bed.
'Come on Harry, lets settle this once and for all. The duel to end all duels, get your wand out.'
Harry looked at Malfoy with confusion. 'But Draco, we quit magic ages ago!'
'I know, I wasn't talking about THAT WAND, WINK WINK'
Harry proceeded to go to his bedroom, retrieving his backup wand from his sock drawer.
'Okay lets do this' said Harry.
Malfoy looked to the ground in disappointment. 'I knew this wasnt going to be easy, so let me get things started.'
Malfoy took out his wand. 'Erecto Stupefy!'
Harry blinked once and was met with a visitor from Malfoys pants. He was instantly knocked out.
Harry woke up thirty minutes later with a hazy memory and tired body.
'So Harry, I see you've finally come to, I was way ahead of you on that matter. Whilst you kept your friends at Hogwarts away from your secrets, I did a little research. Now show me what that parseltongue of yours can do.'
'You'll never get away with this Malfoy,' exhaled Harry.
'Au contaire, my sweet petit pois,' guffawed Malfoy, gesturing to a wet patch on the floor'
Then Harry woke up and realised it was all just a dream.
The end.