I know what you're thinking. "Another Billy x Mandy fanfic? Geez!"

Well, I guess it's safe to say I'm much more of a Billy and Mandy fan now than I ever was before. I think it's actually becoming my favorite show now! I mean, nowadays when I see a repeat on some of my favorite shows and I've seen it so many freakin' times, I just say "Screw it, I'll watch something else 'cause I don't want to watch that episode again until I forget what's in the episode and decide to watch it again." Not with Billy and Mandy, though. -

So without further ado, here's another Billy x Mandy fanfic. We members of Team Opposites Attract need to compete with the members of Team Necrophiliac, you know...

MAGIC HANDS

"Ugh…"

Grim entered Billy's living room to find Mandy lying on the couch, groaning.

"What's da matter, child?"

Mandy twitched. "I think I slept wrong, Grim. My shoulders ache and are very stiff."

"Maybe it's just rigor mortis," Grim smirked. "I was probably sleep-reaping again." He laughed hysterically.

"Shut up, Bonehead, and massage my shoulders."

"Oh, no! I'm not gonna do dat!"

"And why not?"

"Because if you haven't already noticed, I'm a skeleton, mon! My fingers are not'ing but bones. It'll probably make your condition worse. Why don't you ask Billy?"

The blonde girl twitched again. "You're kidding, right? Who knows where those hands have been? I could get a disease or something!"

"Den ask Irwin."

…

"…I'll ask Billy…"

Grim smiled and left the room. "Works every time…"

-X-

Mandy entered the kitchen. "Billy?"

Billy was about to eat a ham and peanut butter sandwich. "Yea?"

Mandy twitched again. "If…if you don't mind…could you…massage my shoulders?"

Billy's eyes widened. "Huh?"

"Massage my shoulders, you dweeb!"

"Okay! Okay!" He shoved the entire sandwich in his mouth, swallowed, and ran behind Mandy. "So, does this or does this not include a happy ending?"

Mandy's pupils shrunk to almost nothing. "Billy, I should kill you right now for saying that."

"Fine then! I'll eat this Snickers bar myself!" he said, eating a candy bar.

"Wait…you were talking about a Snick…"

"Now! Where was I? Oh yeah!" He started massaging Mandy's shoulders.

Mandy was startled. "B-Billy?"

"What?"

"This actually feels…good…How'd you learn to do this?"

Billy had a flashback of all the times he had to massage his dad's back when his mom was at the store. "Just something I picked up…but for some weird reason, I'm not creeped out this time. Maybe it's because your back ain't hairy."

Mandy didn't need to ask. She had a pretty good idea on what he was talking about.

The blonde took a deep breath. She could feel her aches go away and her stress disappear.

"All better, Mandy?" Billy asked when he let go.

"…Yeah."

Billy grinned at a job well done and started to walk out of the room.

"Billy?"

Billy turned toward her. "Yea?"

"I don't say this a lot and for all I know I never will say this again, so listen up."

The redhead nodded. "What?"

"…Thanks…"

Billy's eyebrows rose. "Uh…sure…no problem, Mandy." He left.

Mandy looked down to the ground. She put a hand on one of her shoulders. For the first time in a long time, she felt a smile appear on her face.