Online-Cherry
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (That's what a seme is for)
Summary: Quick Naruto needs a date for homecoming so he has to go looking! Which lucky lady will claim his heart! LADY yeah right… you mean which handsome piece of meat will make him their slave right? (So sorry your right... my bad)
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The blonde yawned stretching his arms and legs. He had just awoken from a long needed rest. He had before stayed up day to day online, looking at blogs.
In a month was homecoming and he seriously needed a date!
He had to search outside school because inside school everyone
Well maybe... HATED HIS GUTS!!!!!
If you describe that way in terms yes...
He was looking for a girl who was tall and slim. He wanted her to have smooth skin and gleaming eyes. He wanted her to make his heart beat skip and pound. "Heck it really doesn't matter about looks as long as if I'm in love!" he thought...
He was surfing online for a mate and then he thought of a prize winning idea!
On his my space in the about me section panel he would put up "single and looking for a date." That way if anyone saw his homepage they would comment him and keep in contact!
Blinko!
He typed on his dell keyboard and looked up some candidates.
For the first thirty minutes he was restless he checked almost a hundred times.
For Naruto five minutes were infinity, he wanted a relpy instantly.
Over billions of people over the world use the internet every day after all.
Finally! Someone commented on his page!
Redeyedemon: Really you're single? All this time I thought you were attach dobe! Meet me at the park you know where. I go to your school after all! Dobe...
She goes to my school? Dobe?
Ramenlover4102: Fine teme! You better be cute! Just 4 that you owe me a kiss!
Naruto jokingly entered back. He hoped she wouldn't take him seriously.
Redeyedemon: Fine let's skip to sex why don't we!
"What!!!" he shouted, he had never in his life heard anyone tell him that.
Ramenlover4102: Are you a cherry?
He was pure virgin of course and still new to dating, he heard once, in a magazine you have to act flirty and funny.
Redeyedemon: Do you wanna find out if I'm a virgin? I'm fine with that. Wanna do it in your house or mine.
After that comment he instantly shutdown his computer but of course he left a goodbye comments cursing the heck out of her.
Now it's time to decide to go on the date with her? Or not?
It was mid in its 60's it said on the weather channel on television.
It was supposed to be cold so here he is wearing a heavy coat.
The weather man this morning was way wrong! It was sunny and hott!
He was seating like a pig being barbecued with hot sauce
He was going through all of this for this mystery girl.
He had commented once or twice was he mad!
That girl went to his school which was reason at best wanted to have sex with him!
He was so exited he had to contain himself from hugging any near by person.
That feeling instantly dropped to 0
No negative 100
When he saw her. If you can still call him… a… her! Which he isn't! He's a he! Not a …her!
He was totally pathetic thinking:
That may not be her, she maybe didn't arrive yet! (In denial)
"Dobe, what took you so long?"
"You're Redeyedemon from online?!"
"Who else is here?" he said
Naruto looked around, it was totally empty, the park that is.
He and that guy! Were the only ones standing in that raging hott weather, a distant apart?
"She probably didn't arrive here…yet"
He looked at his watch that said 8:05. The meeting time was 6:30. "Maybe she left… because I'm really late"
"No kidding" The boy signed "Can you quit calling me a female already I'm all balls"
That last quote made Naruto jump out of shock.
"Exactly teme! You're all man, and I'm looking for a female not a male, your probably waiting for someone else always"
The blonde looked up into the skies and daydreamed about his perfect woman. He was also thinking about how Skimaru always thought these clouds were so damn interesting.
He was too busy zoning out to realize the boy coming to him. They were inches away now. The boy of course couldn't miss this chance. He took advance by giving him a small peck on the cheek.
That touch woke up Naruto in a flash. He touched the spot where the boy placed his soft lips on.
He blushed very much… oh yes… very much.
He hoped that the boy wouldn't notice that or that his eyes were traveling!
He really hadn't taken time to study the boy. He was wearing tight black jeans with a white see through shirt.
The shirt revealed his toned abs which made Naruto blush even more.
His face was so heated up you could mistake him for a cherry!
"You like what you see" The boy said in a way that made our blonde friend want to punch that smirk off his face.
The boy was pale and had black eyes with black hair.
He had a sort of an angelic look to him don't you say.
Naruto had to stop him self from drooling.
What the fuck is going on? I'm not gay? So… why is… down there… well I don't want to describe any further… he's horny okay: P (I guess someone was having naughty thoughts)
"I'm not gay! So find another bitch!" (Still in denial…)
"I already claimed you and your as straight as a road turning" he licked his fingers
"I don't belong! To anyone" he coldly turned and stormed off not looking back.
Name: Uzumaki Naruto
Class: 2D clubs: basketball, soccer
Grades average: B-
Problems:
Called a teacher Michael Jackson (Orochimaru)
Plays Pranks on student body
Gets into fights
Sold crack to two years olds
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Sasuke was like what the fuck! He was reading Naruto's records. He was also trying so hard not to laugh!
Hmmmm…..
You're a really a wild card
I guess I will have to tame you.
Sasuke thoughts
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"Fuck that teme! If I had known that Redeyedemon was a boy. I wouldn't have come to this park in the first place!" The blonde said as he cleaned himself up.
"Sure kit. You were practically falling over him and you have the mess down there to prove it" Nine-tailed Demon Fox stated
"Shut up…" Naruto replied
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I hope you liked it the next chapter will come in a pinch:) Oh god! I can't wait! Oh yeah I have a pretty good idea at that hand. REVIEWS please if you love SasNaru!