A/N: This is an parody of the 'Song of the Dragonborn'. It was inspired by a forum disscussion on GameFAQs, in wich several people made jokes about the Cliffracerborn, or 'Cliffrakin'. I'd assume that the Cliffracerborn would be a much weaker, and significantly more annoying, version of the Dragonborn. I hope you get at least a quick laugh out of it.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Elder Scrolls series, only my original ideas.
The Song off the Cliffracerborn
A Parody Song
(Chorus)
Cliffracerborn, Cliffracerborn, by his honor is skreed,
To keep evil forever away,
And the fiercest foes flee, when they hear triumph's skree
Cliffracerborn, for your blessing we pray.
(V1)
Hearken now, sons of ash, to an age, long past,
And the tale, badly told, of the One!
Who was kin to both Cliff Racer and races of man,
With a power to bother the Sun!
(V2)
And the voice, he did wield, on that glorious field,
When great Tamriel shuddered with war,
Mighty shriek, like a stick, troubled enemies all,
As the Cliffracerborn issued his skree!
(Chorus)
Cliffracerborn, Cliffracerborn, by his honor is skreed,
To keep evil forever away,
And the fiercest foes flee, when they hear triumph's skree
Cliffracerborn, for your blessing we pray.
(V3)
And the Scrolls have stated, of taupe wings which are fated,
That when brothers wage war, come unfurled
Funtnokmah, bane of fleas, ancient weakling unbound,
With no hunger to swallow the world!
(V4)
But a day shall arise, when the powerless dragon's lies,
Will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Morrowind will be free from foul Funtnokmah's maw.
Cliffracerborn, be the annoyer of men!
(Chorus)
Cliffracerborn, Cliffracerborn, by his honor is skreed,
To keep evil forever away,
And the fiercest foes flee, when they hear triumph's skree
Cliffracerborn, for your blessing we pray!
A/N: Well, that's it. I hope you enjoyed it.