Not my fault

sur1sur Summary: Some results from Drax's inability to understand Metaphor.
Mostly it is Peter saying the wrong thing but occasionally it will be either Rocket or Gamora making the mistake
Also Groot (although he could be pranking someone when he does it)
Thought of this when writing another story
Feel free to mention any you think might work with this idea

Work Text:

Playing Black Jack and it was Drax turn to deal the cards. All lost money went into a jar for the winner money to come out of. Whatever was left was turned over to the ship's expense account.

Gamora looked at her cards she had 15 and said, "One more card, please."

Drax flipped the next card over it was a 7 and he said, "That makes 22, sorry Gamora."

Rocket looked at his cards. He had a pair of aces, so he split them before saying, "I will take one more for each of my cards."

Drax understood Rocket was splitting the cards before saying," You need to put units down to split the pair."

Rocket smiled before putting down 5 units on the second ace and saying, "You are really understanding this game."

Drax replied," It is not hard to understand." Before flipping a card on top of Rocket first card. IT was a 9 and than a king on top of Rocket second card.

Rocket whooped before saying, " I am fine. Your turn, Peter."

Peter looked at the 9 that was showing in Drax's dealer hand and back to his two card totaling 13 before saying, "Hit me."

Drax swung his arm and knocked Peter off of his chair.

Peter got up and rubbed his arm before asking," What was that for."

Drax replied," You said to hit you."

Rocket, Gamora and Groot (who was enjoying watching his friends play) all laughed.

Peter replied," That meant I wanted another card." sitting his chair up and sitting back down.

Drax said," Sorry, but you should said 'One more card' like Gamora." before flipping a king onto Peter's two cards.

Peter replied," I am out."

Rocket said," Show us your other card Drax.

Drax flipped over the card, it was a 4. Drax than flipped over another card from the deck it was a 6. Before saying," Dealer has 19 and pays Rockets for both of his wins."