In the sexy streets of Los Angeles, California, there lives a man by the name of Kanye West. Kanye West was the deciding factor of the war of people who like pineapple pizza vs people who don't. It was the great war of 2012 that took the lives of many sexy women. "Oh no" Toes said with a sarcastic tone. "You look like an oh no" Sexy Man says as he sexily rips his shirt off and rubs himself in coconut oil.
Toes and Sexy Man fight crime in LA. One time, after beating up Magic Johnson and saving the world from Pootie Tang after Pootie Tang turned evil and killed everyone in the Lion King, Toes dies from her toes being sucked to death by the Lochness Monster. Kanye West is seen eating a croissant in the distance as Abe sexily makes his way towards the erratic man known as Kanye West.
"Yo, Kanye, gimme some of yo croissant fool" Sexy Man said very sexily in a sexy tone. "Nigga, I paid 13 dollars for this croissant. You gon' have to kill me" Kanye says to himself. Sexy Man pulls out his dick which is also a cool sword, and ends up killing Kanye West. Kanye West comes back to life after eating the sacred burger of McDonalds.
"I am a god" Kanye mutters to himself as he grabs Sexy Man and puts him in an armbar, saving the world.