Chapter 1: The Evil Escape!

It was cold in the dark, damp, concrete cell. The only light filtered through the eight by six inch window that was covered from the outside by two inch thick plastic. It wouldn't be much if he still had his inators. Now, the man named Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz was stuck serving a sentence for the many crimes he'd committed as an evil dictator. Releasing robots on a city didn't go unpunished, especially if you release robots on a city in two different dimensions. To think, he was defeated by a bunch of kids, a platypus, and himself. Him, the most evil man in the universe!

All he had now was a small locomotive he called Choo-Choo. He rolled it back and forth on his hard bed that hung from the ceiling by chains. He held it in his hands and stared at it with his blue eye. He set it back down, stood up and started to pace. He looked at his 'Choo-Choo'.

"Oh, Choo-Choo, what is an evil genius, such as me, to do?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked the object.

There was no response from the toy, obviously, but he felt as though it was his only friend. Well, really it was because of his current predicament with the law. It's not exactly the best thing to have on your plate when you want a relationship. Dr. Doof gasped and covered his mouth with his large hands.

"Really? You think we could do that?!" He said dramatically. "Well, if you say so…"

Doofenshmirtz began to take screws and bolts from his bed, then took it apart. He pulled the chains down from the ceiling, leaving four holes. You'd think in a top-security prison they'd have sturdier ceilings like everything else. Of course it was built by Doof while he was still the evil dictator.

Doof quickly put together his, or, Choo-Choo's plan. He brought together the broken bed into a cube with a pillow for a head. He called it the escape-inator. Doof picked up his Choo-Choo in one hand and held a remote in the other. He smiled slyly and said,

"They don't call me the 'Evil Genius' for nothing!"

He tapped the big red button on the make shift remote control, putting his small, cube shaped robot into action. It released the chains from before, thrusting full force against the cell bars that blocked Doof's path and knocking them down. The loud noise echoed through the prison hallways, and guards were sure to come.

Without hesitation, Doofenshmirtz started running down the dark and uncertain hallway, navigating it from memory of the day he was arrested. What a horrible memory! He made it to the outside stairs of Mt. Hug-A-Bunny, on a remote island that is top secret. Aside from the silly name, Mt. Hug-A-Bunny is very dangerous. It was named because the man who found it really liked bunnies.

As soon as Doof got to the bottom of the mountain, he built a raft out of palm trees, and then used the leaves for a sail. He then gathered coconuts for food during his travels across the sea. He got onboard with his Choo-Choo and his robot, and set sail for Danville.

In the same town but different dimension, an aqua-green duck-billed platypus was happily enjoying a nice morning nap in the sun. He lay there, motionless and looked mindless. Perry was what the kids called him, and he liked it. He seemed like the normal platypus. Suddenly a loud beeping noise came from his wrist. He applied a brown fedora to his furry head, stood on his two, hind webbed feet and sneaked behind the huge tree beside him. He knocked on the tree and a secret passage opened up. He was sucked into the tube, falling down into his underground lair.

Perry walked over to where a huge monitor hung on the wall. He sat down in a chair in front of the monitor and took out a tablet with a pen. He began to draw and write to occupy his two minutes of spare time. Finally his boss, Major Monogram, came onto the screen. He was playing video game and seemed like he was really getting into it. Perry cleared his throat and Major Monogram looked up.

"Oh! Agent P! Sorry, I don't know what Doofenshirtz is up to…Carl showed me this new game and I just got to the sixth level! Woo-hoo!" He smiled though his white mustache then pulled himself together. "Ahem. Uh, anyway, go get 'em!"

And with that Perry launched out of his seat and into his super cool secret agent hover craft. He rode along the skies, getting odd looks from some birds. Perry tipped his hat politely and moved along, finally reaching his destination: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. He hopped out of his car and onto the balcony on the top floor where his nemesis would surely be. As soon as his webbed foot hit the balcony tile traps were sprung! Perry twisted and turned, barely evading the traps set.

They finally ended and Perry felt certain he was safe. He took a step forward and was caught by the oldest trick in the book: a bunch of rope, double knotted. He was trapped thoroughly, unable to move anything but his hands. Perry struggled but it only seemed tighten it. He chattered his teeth to see if Doofenshmirtz would come out and he could get this over with. Sure enough there was Doof with the same strange smile on his face.

"Perry the Platypus! I'll bet you came to thwart my evil plans. Well, I'm sorry, I have no schemes. You can leave and do…whatever it is you were doing before! Good-bye!" Dr. D said hastily and released Perry.

He pushed him out the door and slammed it behind the little guy. Suspicious…he almost never does that… Perry thought curiously. He made the decision to do some spying. He walked around the building and onto the balcony again. This time he had more stealth and knowledge of where the traps were. Perry hid behind a plant and peeked between the leaves. His chocolate brown eyes peered around the room until he found Doofenshmirtz at his closet. What was he doing over there? The man in the lab coat opened the door. Perry was shocked to see who was there.

"Perry the Platypus is gone, you can come out now." Doof said to the person in the closet.

"Good, it was stuffy in there." A man in an eye patch and dark clothing complained. He had a split goatee and a mean expression.

It was other dimension Doof! Perry took a step backwards and felt dizzy. What in the world was he doing there?! He was supposedly in jail! How'd he escape? These questions and many others crowded his mind and made his head hurt worse. He took another horrified step back and ran into a vase. It tipped over, giving away his position.

"Perry the Platypus? You're back already? Wasn't one time enough?" the Dr. Doof in the lab coat asked.

"Grab him, you fool! He'll let those bratty kids know I'm here!" The other one ordered sternly.

They both dove for Perry, bonking heads hard. Perry fled the scene, hopping off the building three stories before being rescued by his hover-craft. He flew off, unsure what to do about the current situation. Augh, what a mess!

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