Soras evening~!
Disclaimer: Yeah I know I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
If I did there would be more fan service ;DD

Sort of got the idea from "Noctis The Skirt Chaser" By: qwerty91 :DD

"Ahhhhh~ Good day wasn't it?" Sora said folding his arms behind his head.

"Well I have something else in mind to end this day..." Riku was leaning on the wall there trying to act like a bad ass mudda fudda*
"Well...?"
"what?"
"What is the "Something else in mind"?"

Soras eyes lit up like a little child in a candy store.

"Lets..." Riku started but Soras sorry ass had to interrupt.

"Ohh! Are we going to the arcade?"
"No Bu-"
"What about Chuckie cheese? I love chuckie cheese!"
"So-"
"Wait wait! What about the fair?"
"What fa-"
"Ohhh~~ I love the fun-"
"SORA!"
Sora Stopped at Mid-Sentance and turned to look at Riku.
"Huh wha?"

Riku sighed. Sometimes... this kid might have ADD or ADHD (NO OFFENCE TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT!)
Riku started. Again. Hoping that Sora wont interrupt.
"Sora.. We... are going to a night club..."
Sora cocked his head. "A night club...?"
Riku face-palmed his self.
"Come on.. I'll show you..."

-At the bar~!-

"Oh goody! I like this place!" Sora exclaimed excitedly.
The place they went in had all sorts of flashy lights and catchy raveish dance music. A hell lot of people were on the dance floor.

"Yeah... that's just the begining." Riku started smirking.
He went over to the bartender and ordered drinks.

-After Sora drank who knows how many drinks...-

"Ahhhh gaaaawwd..." He glanced at Riku.
"Muuuuum..? Ish...thaa..-hiccups-...you..?" He looked around at his surroundings.
"Hey Look... Pretty birdy~~~" He began chasing this "Birdy."
"Hey! Hold on!" Riku exclaimed and he facepalmed his self once again.
That boy CANNOT keep his Alcohol in.

-a few hours later-

Sora... which was on the table...dancing...with his shirt off... (Fan service! xDDDD).
Then he jumped off and landed on a fat dudes stomach.
After that soft and squishy landing he was heading towards some lady.
"Heeeeeeey Baaaby~~..." He lady turned around. "Who the fuck are you?" The lady asked.
"Can I have your -hiccup- num..bahh.?" His words slurred.
And...The lady walked away from him.
"Heeey ba...aby~! Come...Baaack~~~~"
His knees dropped to the ground and he started some dramatic speech.

After the speech...

Sora...with his Dumbass self did something very life threatening...

Talking to a gay dude.

"Heeeeyy sexy~~" the brunette started.
"Well look who we got here..." The guy said seductively and winked at sora.
Before Sora awnsered, Riku was already pulling him to some corner.

"Owwww! Momma is hurting meeehhh!" Sora was whining now...
"Sora. Shut. Up." Riku was glaring at him now.
"B-But Mommy is hurting meee!"
"Sora I am not your mom.. We are going home now." Riku demanded.
"Awww...fiiineee..." Sora gave up.
"Okay then lets go"
They both left the club.

Riku learned a lesson today.

He would NEVER, I mean NEVER bring Sora to a Night club ever again...

A/N: Well... I think this was crappiest one yet ._.

R&R?

Oh yeah~

Question!

What kind of story should I write next?

Answers would be appreciated :D

*Mudda Fudda: Well... I kinda like this word now so I decided to use it xDD