Voldemort Rakes Some Leaves
Voldemort's mother(who is supposedly still alive) got angry at the mass murdering son. She kicked him out shouted "Pickles, get a new job!" Voldemort, determined to get enough money to buy his Dora and the Magic Unicorns of Fluffyland 2 video game set off into a quest for too detailed to go through right now.
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So where did we leave off again? Oh, right. I was talking about Pickles. (HaHa!) So Pickles set off into his journey to get his magical Dora game. He tries to get a job as a carpenter. His assistant decides to teach his master the ways of carpenting. "So, you take the carpet, and nail it to the ground. After that you remove the nail so you can't see the nail and so it looks nice. Are you getting this Pickles?" "Of course Princess Dora," Pickles lazily smiled. "I am your humble servant as long as my name is Pickles von France Cucumber. (FAIL) Oh thank you, princess Dora. May I kiss YOUR royal feet? Oh no! I am sorry my king, Big Pickle. Did not see you there." Pickles was in his own daydream world playing with what seems to be a rare edition Dora Princess with detachable arm! For extra hand to hand combat fighting! Pickles(Voldemort because you might have forgotten who he really was) did not know this, for all he had to do was to sell this doll to get the game which he had been waiting for forever!
WILL PICKLES FIND OUT THE TRUE MEANING OF HAVING A DORA PRINCESS LIMITED EDITION DOLL? TUNE IN NE-(Just scroll down.)
He finally gets to talk with his assistant. "Jeffrey, have you ever thought about joining my Diego Eaters group? We will crush Diego and Dora will be triumphant! It will be so not so awesomely funly boringly awesonmly boringly cool/dinosaur and not will not will not wiil be so ecstatedly (Ha! I used a big word!) ly awesome. Chicken." Jeffrey, amazed at the intellectual power of Lord Voldemort, reluctantly agrees. What happens next?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON PERRY FOWL!
Chicken.