Heya! Just
a random one shot! I've never done one before, so I hope you
like it! SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS CHAPTER!: One Week By The
Barenaked Ladies! DISCLAMIER!: I don't own Twilight! Stephanie
Meyer does! OOOOOOOOOO
One-Shot
Bella's POV
''EVERYBODY! I HAVE THE GREATEST THING EVER! COME ON!'' Emmett's voice bellowed throughout the house.
We're vampires. You would think that he would get used to the idea of super-hearing.
''Ugh...'' Edward groaned, as we got up from our bed.
''What? Can you hear what it is?'' I asked.
''No... he's singing the Cheese Whiz Adds Personality song...'' Edward replied, holding my hand as we walked down the stairs.
I heard Emmett humming the very same song as we sat down on the couch with everybody else, watching Emmett bounce up and down excitedly like Alice.
''EMMETT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!'' Edward yelled, as I sat on his lap. We all laughed, but Emmett just glared at him.
''Well then STOP READING MY MIND!''
''WELL THEN STOP SCREAMING THE CHEESE WHIZ SONG IN YOUR MIND!''
''ENOUGH!'' I yelled, surprising everybody. ''God, what babies...'' I sighed.
Edward's shocked expression softened, and he laughed and kissed my cheek.
''OKAY! So, I have the BEST song that I was to perform to! And your all watching me!'' He yelled. We all groaned, and he glared at us again. ''All of you.'' He said, growling.
''Just go on with it, Emmett...'' Jasper sighed.
''Okay!'' He smiled, and then hopped over to the Sound System in the living room.
The song started...
''It's
been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get
that together, come back and see me
Three days since the living
room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday
you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm
sorry''
Edward groaned, and knocked his head on my shoulder. Alice, Rose, and I however, were all laughing hysterically. He then went into the rap.
''Hold
it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll
think you're looking at aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
although I like the chalet swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's
never touched a frying pan
Hot like Wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big
like LeAnn Rimes
Becasue I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfort's
got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me
But
I bust through.
Gonna make a break and take a fake,
I'd like a
stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla, cuz it's the finest of the
flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The
vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to
sign a waiver''Alice,
Rose and I all looked at eachother, and then jumped up, joining
Emmett at the front of the living room.
''How
can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad It's been one week since you looked at
me
Tryin' hard not
to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a
funeral
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
I
have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of
taking off my shirt
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days
since you tackled me,
I've still got the rug burns on both my
knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized
it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven
me,
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry''
''Chickity
China the Chinese chicken It's been one week since you looked at
me
Have a drumstick and your brain stops
tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la
maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford
I'm gettin frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers,
guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films
Okay I
don't make films,
But if I did, they'd have a Samurai
Gonna
get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs,
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
Gotta
get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom
anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing''Alice
and Rose joined in with us again, and we continued dancing
crazily.
''How
can I help if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not
to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a
funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have
the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of
losing my shirt
Dropped your arms to the sides and said I'm sorry
Five days
since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought
you were gonna do!
Three days since the living room,
We
realized we were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday
you just smiled at me
Cause we still got two days till we say
we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry,
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry,
Birchmount
Stadium, home of the Robbie.''
''That was...'' Jasper said, shocked.
''...Hot.'' Edward finished for him. I looked over to him, and his eyes were black.
''Wow...'' Carlisle and Esme both whispered together, jaws on the floor.
''Bella and I are going to be back shortly. See you later!'' Edward said, and then grabbed me away from Rose and ran out of the door, me laughing hysterically the whole time.
He ran us to our meadow, and lay us down in the middle, immediately attacking my lips with his own. I coulden't help it, I burst out laughing. Edward broke away and looked in my eyes, smiling, waiting for me to calm down.
''What?'' He asked, with my favourite crooked smile.
''Remind me to sing to the Barenaked Ladies more often-'' I started, but was cut off once again by his lips.
''You said...''
''I said what?'' I asked.
''You said... naked. Images... in... my head...'' He mumbled in between kisses.
I laughed even harder, bur he cut me off...
With more kisses.
''I love you.'' He sighed, looking into my eyes intently.
''I love you, too.'' I replied, looking into his eyes also.
And with that, we continued into our perfect world, where nobody existed except us.
OOOOOOOOOO Okay,
guys! I hope you liked this little one shot! It was
really random... I had that ''Chickity China the Chinese
Chicken'' part stuck in my head, and I thought that Emmett would
totally sing a song like that, so I thought, ''Hey, why not!'' I
know that there's not alot of Edward and Bella fluff, but I always
love it when Emmett and Bella get together and goof off,
haha! Please review! Until next time, guys!: -
Cassie/Cassandra Cullen