I know you guys said you wanted a LyraxSilver oneshot but I watched 'Parks and Recreations' and heard this quote and couldn't help it. I didn't do the full quote because I could not think of enough girl characters.
Yes all those codenames are sexual, in case you didn't get the joke.
Hope this makes you laugh!
"We need to get Red off Mt. Silver. It' freezing up there. He'll freeze to death." Green stated, looking at the four people in front of him.
"Let him stay up there and do what he wants." Blue shrugged and Green ignored her completely.
"Okay, we're going to start 'Operation Get Red Off Mt. Silver'!" Green declared. "We need codenames."
"What, why?" Silver asked, wondering why the hell he was even here.
"I'm going to be Pidgeot 1. Blue, you're 'Been There, Done That'." He said and Blue glared at him, standing up.
"Screw this." She said, leaving quickly.
"Lyra, you're 'It Happened Once In A Dream'." Green pointed to her and her face went red. "Ethan, you're 'If I Had To Pick a Dude'." Ethan looked proud and then gave him a confused look. "Silver…you're…Pidgeot 2."
"Oh thank god." Silver sighed, relieved. "Wait, what's Red's codename?"
"Hm, 'I'd Be Lying If I Said 'I Haven't Thought About It'." Green smirked, chuckling.
"So basically, his plan is just sending us up here." Siler shivered, wrapping his scarf around his neck as they trudged up Mt. Silver.
"This is so awesome!" Ethan cheered, being positive about the situation.
"It won't be hard." Lyra shrugged. "I know exactly what to say to Red." Lyra smiled confidently. "Besides, this is for Green! He's been really good to us, you know?"
"He's been nice to you two." Silver muttered.
"He doesn't like your attitude." Ethan chuckled. "Lighten up a bit."
"There he is!" Lyra got to the top of the mountain and pointed to the figure standing a few feet away from them. "Let me talk to him." Lyra walked towards him.
"What if he challenges her to a battle?" Silver questioned.
"Dude, so lucky." Ethan mumbled. "Even if she loses, it's still amazing to get to battle with the Strongest Trainer in the whole world!"
"We'll be up here forever." Silver complained as Lyra trudged back to them.
"Okay, he says he's heading down now." Lyra smiled and waved at Red as he rode off on his charizard. "He's very nice. I love his voice."
"What?!" Silver exclaimed. "What did you say to him? Green said that he and Blue tried a million different things to try and get him to come down, but they never worked!"
"Simple." Lyra nodded her head. "I told him that his code name was 'I'd Be Lying If I Said 'I Hadn't Thought About It' but Green wanted to change it to 'Currently Doing That'. So, now Red is going to visit him to get his codename changed."
"Wait a second…." Ethan mumbled, trying to process what Lyra just said.
"Why else would Green want him down from the mountain?" Lyra questioned, raising her eyebrows. "You two are so slow." She rolled her eyes and started to head back down the mountain.
"Oh." Silver said.
"Oh…OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ethan exclaimed when it finally hit him, eyes wide.
Just wanted to do a super quick originalshipping oneshot.