Cyrus and Tressa were confused, very confused. They had just made it to Clearbrook after Primrose stole their virginity from their weapons by doing the signature 35PP Mole Dance with a level 8 Drilbur. Olberic went ahead to scout out the town and he said he wanted to find a spot to get some drinks.

"Okay, can I rob this dead looking body for spare coochie? Cause I smell some something worth selling on Let Go!" pondered the feathered hat wearing woman child. There was a figure obscured underneath a dark green cloak and cape, resting in the grass behind a tree.

All 3 of the ragtag bag brags kneeled down by the body, Cyrus activated his beam Kirby powers and scanned the figure. "Hmm I don't think they are dead, in fact they seem to be hyperventilating. Let's try to press Y and see what we can do."

Then Primrose used Bulk Up on herself and helped lift up the homeless person to the inn. Tressa held the man at the counter at gunpoint with her trusty bow for about 10 seconds before getting a discount. "Time to close up shop mother fuckers!"

"Okay, let's make sure they aren't getting frightened at the idea of me having my way with them. Don't want Olberic to throw me in jail again, it's not my fault those village kids were sexy." Prim whined as they placed the unless unnamed urchin onto Tressa and Cyrus' bed. Primrose isn't allowed to share a bed with anyone after the Lance incident with Tressa and Olberic.

The scholar removed the fabric concealing the face of sleeping beauty. It was a cute black haired child with tan skin."Oh look, the ends of their hair are blue, the color of Sir Olberic's warrior clothes! Wait is this person a sister or a mister?" Pointed out Tressa before she had to fight back the roused Sunland dancer. This was beyond science.

Cyrus scratched his head for a while before looking down at Primrose, she had a huge grin on her face, crossing her legs in front of Tressa as she hugged her from behind. "Woah, Is that a dagger on your belt or a logical solution? Cause we seriously need them both." He joked as there was a giggle behind him.

The three of them turned around to see Olberic and some blondish brown haired man leaning on his shoulder. Prim was trying to figure out how the Hell those two guys entered the room without a key, and so quietly.

"Tressa, why don't you ask whoever it is you all managed to bring up to the inn this time?" The middle-aged man questioned, as the elephant in the room stirred. Primrose cocked her head towards the highly drunk man becoming aware of his surroundings. He got off of Olberic's shoulder, trying to figure out who was around him.

Cyrus stared at the two new people and back at the clearly awake green cloaked person."Erm, ahem good afternoon, I promise this isn't what it looks like! My name is Professor Albright or Cyrus Albright." He gestured in a panic to Tressa while Olberic was scolding everyone else loudly as a Big Daddy, for everyone doing something wrong. Yeah, this kid thought they had been abducted and were about to get gang raped.

The merchant started sweating like crazy, smiling brightly."It's getting a little hot and hot, it's getting a little hot and hot. I said, it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes." She took the stranger's hand and shook it as fast a as a pulsar.

"My name is Tressa, this horny chick is Primrose and apparently our Dad Olberic has a new boyfriend." Cyrus figured out how to pry off the Merchant's hand from the stranger's by punching her with his staff-fist. "Ow my fucking Collect bag, I dropped my hot pocket you damn little-"

"Shut up with this useless banter! No, I don't have a boyfriend Tressa, this man's name is Alfyn. I found him pissed drunk staggering outside the bar, mumbling about tripping on acid from a snake. I promise I'm not dating him even if he is kinda cute." Olberic shot back, crossing his arms and blushing before adding "Baka!"

Primrose smirked threateningly and cracked all 57 of her Knuckles the Echidna. She broke past Cyrus and Tressa, towering over the perplexed androgynous looking teen. "Well now you know quite a bit of thing about us, so tell me; top or bottom?" The kid's jaw dropped and their hazel eyes widened into green orbs, maybe to summon Hector.

The green-clad stranger took in a deep breath but then it accelerated like a Mario Kart bike. "T-top I guess, maybe bottom for the right person. Hold up this isn't real, I'm not actually meeting my units. Cyrus, since you have to lowest strength stat, slap me," they said confidently. Everyone else in the room didn't know what the hell a stat was so they just stared at each other.

Cyrus used Leer at Tressa until she looked back at him. She whispered something to him before beginning to float with wind magic, trying to cool off. Then the scholar frowned before stroking his hands and slapping the ever-loving 5 HP from the blue hair tipped kid. "Was that what you wanted to happen, friend?"

"Yes, Cyrus, Tressa and everyone I want all of you to know that I love you all so much. I can't believe that-" Started the kid causing Primrose to blush and start panting before getting interrupted.

Tressa used Anchor shot and Toppled the unfamiliar person off the bed and pointed at them."Who are you, what's your name?" They were broken by Cyrus's slap, so it wasn't hard.

"Yea, you can't just say you love everyone, you just met us! What job do you even have, for us traveling workers need someone with some sort of skills fella!" Piped up Alfyn, now slightly more sober than before.

Then he giggled as Prim leaped onto the kid, knife drawn. No reason in particular, probably just is upset they can't bang. "Haaa, I doubt you can find my weakness policy! Speak up or face my wrath filled lust!" Yep, she's just worried and turned on at the same time, a literal horndog.

Both of them slammed into the table leg which knocked away the Dancer's weapon and . "Woah, calm down Primrose, guys I thought you were better than this! My name is Acrayran, and I'm a…. I'm a, uhhhhh Ranger, yeah a Ranger!" the green wearing stranger announced. The dancer pushed back on Acrayran's hands with the rage of Primal Groudon.

Now they were starting to push back and forth. Tressa egging them on, along with Alfyn, chanting "Fight, fight, fight beat the faker, We know for sure that's fake!" Cyrus and Olberic shook their heads in disapproval.

Prim growled in fury as she was jabbed in the stomach with a Let it grow, let it grow you can't reap what you don't sow kick from the proclaimed Ranger. Finally, after being bested she face planted onto the floor with a Classic "Oof, my dick fell off!"

Acrayran dusted off their knees and elbows before looking down at their body."Wait what in the flying fuck am I wearing? " Cyrus shrugged and helped a tired and spent Primrose from the ground. "Oh well, I'll figure out something listening to them."

Primrose started to unpack her bag, folding away her extra clothes and items while Alfyn and Tressa were giggling about something with a pile of herbs and plants next to some matches and paper. "Aw yeah, it's Four Twenty Concoction time baby!"

Olberic was going on a rant about whatever snake the gang needs to jack off for Venom to Cyrus so Acrayran had their guard down. The Ranger screamed as Tressa quickly patted them directly on the breast, right on the money or right nipple. The stranger froze, Cyrus used Ice Beam on them as he shrugged earlier.

"Sorry Alf, so close but no cigar, now it's your turn." The merchant said as there was a blunt in her mouth. The Apothecary had ate some edibles then slipped his hand in the green teen's pants and it's going down I'm yelling Timber, slipped right back out moving away in fright. It's super effective, Acrayran has fainted in embarrassment.

The dial-up sound was playing through the speaker in Primrose's head from losing her chance. Olberic used Karate Chop on both of the two perverts and stamp on the ground. "Ok, I know both of you are high on something but can you not be retarded, doing shit like this!? Do you want to sleep outside or something, as Acrayran did? Cause if you make me upset my blade will not bend! Kisamaaaaaa! Oraaaaaaa!"

Cyrus and Prim laughed before the scholar placed his hand on the dancer's shoulder."You know what that means don't you?" He asked gently.

"That I can get the rights having this little Ranger? Cause if so, I want to see if the fuss Alfyn made was reasonable."

"No, someone has to sleep on the couch tonight, what gave you the slight idea that's what I was alluding to !?"

This was Acrayran's first day in the land of God-forsaken Osterra, the Ranger knew what was going to happen in the world of Eight travelers for the most part. But now they got to experience the ability to be see, hear, feel, smell and taste the same things as their favorite characters but with a twist of insanity and full on chaos everyday.