Weasel Stomping Day
Okay peeps, this is my first one-shot/ song-fic, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I had writing it. This story has no meaning and it is seemingly pointless, BUT it is funny. Now, I want to clarify one thing, Itachi in Japanese means Weasel . . . thus the title. Anyway, I won't keep you reading this and I will go on with the story!
P.S No flamers please, it is a pointless story and I was so bored, I just had to write it, and IF YOU ARE A WEASEL LOVER (thus meaning an Itachi lover OR regular weasel lover) YOU MAY NOT LIKE THIS STORY . . . . . just a heads up
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, only this story and the other Naruto stories that I have written
Sasuke slammed his door, and flung a dark forest green laundry basket full of clothes against the wall. He heard a loud "Snap!" and a "Flop" as the cheep plastic basket collided with the wall and broke as all of the clothes fell to the floor. But Sasuke didn't care; it came out of his brother's pay check anyway. At the first thought of his older brother, he picked up, and threw his second-hand C.D player with his new IPod attached to it, against the wall. Sasuke sneered at it, it was so cheep; it ran on batteries. One of the only "Kind" gifts he had received from his older brother. Sasuke flung himself on his bed and started planning on what he should do to murder his older brother.
Flash back
"Itachi! I am not going to do it!" Sasuke yelled once more at his older brother who just "Hn"ed and smiled.
"You don't have a choice, foolish little brother." Itachi countered, sending disbelief and anger surging though Sasuke.
'Why does it always have to end this way? He is always right and I am always wrong-!" Sasuke thought, but was interrupted by Itachi
"I am always right. Now, lets leave it at that" Itachi said as though he had read Sasuke's thoughts "Now, do it."
"No!" Sasuke's voice reverberated throughout their household, Itachi sneered and flung what he had in his arms at Sasuke, and walked away to his room.
'Damn it!' Sasuke thought, he had lost . . . . Again.
Sasuke looked down at what he had. A little book, with many things inside it. Sasuke opened it and what he saw shocked him;
-Mow the lawn
-Trim the hedges
-Do the dishes
-Do the laundry
-Fold the laundry
-Clean your room—while you're at it, the rest of the house
-Dust
-Sweep
-Mop
-Vacuum
-And anything else that you find that needs to be done. I am going out, and if these few things that I have listed are not don; you will die.
Itachi
And at the end of it, Itachi had signed his name with a quick drawing of an eye with what looked like three, small, black pupils surrounding the normal, large pupil in the center, it was his trade mark.
Sasuke pocketed the book and he stomped upstairs, being sure to stomp extra hard on the stairs above Itachi's room
End of flash back
Sasuke hated Itachi; he hated him with all his living self. He thought that he would be better off without having him in his life. Itachi was always making him to everything and if he didn't do what Itachi wanted, he would be beaten. Sasuke's left hand absentmindedly brushed against a little crescent shaped scar on his lower right arm, near his wrists. Sasuke thought of what Itachi might do if he didn't do what was listed. Sasuke groaned and got up off of this bed and was going to leave his room, when suddenly, out of nowhere, he heard a soft song, muffled by the likes of many clothes. Sasuke rolled his eyes as he want over to his C.D player and saw that it had started to play a song from his IPod, but without him pressing the "on" button.
'Must have hit "on" when it slammed against the wall. I am surprised that that it is actually working after that hit' Sasuke thought as he was reaching down to turn it off, but then withdrew his hand as he listened more closely to the song. It was not one of his; he had never heard of it before in his life, it must have been accidentally put on his IPod while he was grabbing other songs off of "Lime Wire". But as he listened his mouth twitched and was slowly pulled into a massive grin. He lifted the C.D player from the pile of laundry and clicked the "Replay" button on the IPod and turned up the volume, so Itachi could hopefully hear (His bedroom was right under Sasuke's) The song started, very loudly, filling the entire house. Sasuke smiled and evil smile.
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmets on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know, it's Weasel Stomping day!
Sasuke thought it was utter non-sense but thought that it was wonderful payback for what Itachi was planning for Sasuke to do.
All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasels guts right out!
So come along and have a laugh,
Snap their weasely spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip Hip Hooray! It's Weasel Stomping Day!
(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone crunching and rodent-screeching effects)
Sasuke started to laugh and laugh, Itachi was sure going to be mad, but he didn't care
People up and down the street,
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday
So, let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weasely skulls right in
Its tradition, and that makes it okay!
Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day!
Hip Hip Hooray, its Weasel Stomping Day!
Weasel Stomping Day
Hey!
At his point Sasuke was practically rolling on the floor laughing his head off. Wishing that there was a day that everyone in the world would go around stomping on his older brother, Itachi. Just as the song finished, Itachi (being Itachi) just walked into Sasuke's room without knocking or giving any sign of coming in. Sasuke got up off the floor and stared at his brother (by now he had gotten a hold of himself, although he was still laughing inside). Itachi was pale while and was utterly shocked. His eyes were widened drastically and Sasuke could swear that he saw Itachi shaking.
"S-S-Sasuke . . . . Th-th-that song . . ." Itachi tried to say but was shuttering like Hinata would if she was just given a hug from Naruto.
"Yeah, what about it?" Sasuke answered coldly. Trying his best to keep a strait face.
Itachi tried to come up with an answer, but he couldn't. So he just walked over to Sasuke and held out his hand. Sasuke knew what he meant and reached into his pocket for the book and handed it to Itachi. He put the book in his own pocket and slowly walked out of Sasuke's room. To shocked to say anything more (Well wouldn't you be too? To hear your name to be used in that song? For example, "It's (your name) Stomping Day!") And closed his door and was down the stairs again. Sasuke burst into laughter, and after a few minutes he caught himself enough to think.
'I guess I win this round, Itachi. I win.'
And with that, Sasuke flung himself on his bed again, satisfied for getting back at Itachi . . . . For the moment.
Okay! So like I said before, first ever one-shot and song-fic and I hope you liked it! PLEASE REVIEW YOUR REVIEW COUNTS AND EVERY TIME YOU DO NOT REVIEW A LEPRECHAUN GET STOMPED ON (like the weasels (laughs)!)!! IF YOU CARE, REVIEW AND SAVE A LEPRECHAUN!!