Set in Season 4
"Hey Chandler! Guess what I got!" Joey gushed excitedly as he burst through the door of their apartment carrying a food box.
"What?" Chandler asked, putting down the newspaper he was holding.
"Nachos!" Joey said as he put down the box on the table and sat down across from Chandler.
Chandler shook his head, picked his newspaper back up and continued to read. Joey picked up the fork laying on the table, jammed it into the newspaper, lifted it from Chandler's hands, and pitched it across the room. Chandler raised his eyebrows and looked at Joey.
"Dude. Not cool."
"That's what you get for not being excited about the nachos from Hailey's."
"Hailey's?! You didn't tell me they were Hailey's nachos! How did you get them this early in the day? Hailey's is jam packed until like 9pm."
"I was in the Sunglass Hut over by 1st and Spring and I was trying on this super cool pair of shades, but they were really dark and I could barely see. When I took them off, the light was so bright that I couldn't see anything and I accidentally put them on this guy's face intead of the stand. Well this guy turned out to be the manager of Bailey's and he and I started talking and he said we can go there anytime and go straight to the front of the line to get our food."
"Um. Cool?"
"Yeah! So you wanna dig in to these nachos?"
"Yes!"
Just as Joey opened the box, Monica walked in.
"GUYS!" She yelled, looking excited. "WE'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS!"
Joey and Chandler looked at each other. Both jumped up into the air and danced around with Monica.
On the plane, the gang was all laughing and talking excitedly.
"So I was at work yesterday, and this lady came in. She was British. She had an appointment with me, so I showed her the room and let her get undressed. When she was on the table I came in and started massaging her. Then she sat up and said, 'Why are you rubbing me with oils?' and I was like, 'Because you paid me to,' and she said, 'I thought this was a massage parlor, like where you go for sex?"
TO BE CONTINUED...