Yeah, there was no thought or work put into this. I basically took the dialogue from "Ferrets" by the guys who did "Charlie the Unicorn" and stuck APH with it. Nothing belongs to me, even this idea… Enjoy the crack!
Russia walked up to Latvia who was crying his eyes out on his hard, tiny bed. "Ravis, what's wrong? You look kinda sad." Ivan sat next to his little buddy.
Ravis sniffled, "I am sad."
The nation's eyes widened, "OH NO!"
"I know. It's terrible," Ravis stated blandly.
"RAVIS!" Ivan shouted, waving his arms in emphasis.
"I am sad," Latvia just repeated. "So sad."
"Well when I'm feeling sad, I sing about all the things in the world that make me happy." Music seemed to come out of nowhere as Russia started singing.
"An apple pie. A bright blue sky. A breezy meadow in July. An ice cream bar. A shooting star. The sound of a steel guitar."
Ravis looked up at Ivan and smiled, "That is wonderful."
Russia continued singing, "I love the sound of rain. Wearing a hat and cane. Tiffany windowpanes, lovely to see. Frost on a windowsill. The feel of a dollar bill. Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee. These are all the little things that make me smile. This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile. Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie. So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy."
Ravis looked confused. "What was that about the Holocaust?"
Ivan ignored him and kept singing, "A strip of lace. A pretty face. Eugenics really makes the case. Counting sheeps and froggy leaps. Touching Ravis inappropriately while he sleeps."
"Hey!" Latvia flushed in embarrassed anger.
The molesting nation continued to sing, "I love the feel of grain. The screams of a man in pain. Blood coming down like rain, showering me. That everlasting thrill during the final kill. Body dumped in a landfill, got off scot-free. These are all the little things that make me smile. This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile. One day I will eat your brains and it'll be great, so let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate."
Ravis lost all the color in his face from his fear of the large country. "That was, uh, great. Thanks. Y-You really cheered me up."
Ivan glared at the small boy. "You whore!"
If you've never seen the "Ferrets" video, just google it. It's freaking hilarious! Thanks for reading!