Devil May Drama
Characters: Dante and Lady
Author Note: Hai, this Is my thrid fan fic. I think I'm getting beter at this. Hope you will enjoy this romantic piece I wrote because I always thought that Trish was stupid and lady was better. Thankx injoy.
"Oh Dante I love you." cried Lady as she tried to convince him to not go off and fight his brother vergil who in the 7th circle of hell.
"I must, it is my duty to protect you my love." said Dante as he slowly caressed the Rebellion.
"Oh Dante you are your sword. You need to pay more attention to me. The baby is coming soon and I want you to be there when I give birth to our baby." shouted Lady as she looked down at her fat self because she was pregnant. Dante turns around and runs to Lady. He kneels down and listens to her belly.
"I hear the baby kicking." said Dante. Lady looks down and pets Dante on the head. She then replies.
"He's being to act like you Dante." Lady then pulled out her bazooka and fired it at the Devil May Cry building. Dante turns around.
"NOOOOO I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!! I WANT STRAWBERY SUNDAY!!" shouted Dante as he ran to save his Sunday that is inside the collapsing building. Lady begins to laugh and shouts.
"WE NEED A BETTER HOME FOR OUR BABY. YOU NEED TO GET RID OF YOUR JOB AND BECOME A DEVIL FATHER." cried out Lady as she holds onto her belly. Dante turns around in anger.
"DEVIL FATHER! I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE SPARTA!" YELLED Dante as he jumps up into the air and pulls out his guns and fires it down upon a baby stroller with no baby inside. Dante lands onto the ground and looks up at Lady who is at shock.
"I HATE YOU. THIS ISN'T EVEN A REAL BABY! YOU CAN'T REPRODUCE DANTE! YOUR A DEVIL!!" Cried Lady as she ran away with a fake baby in her stomach
"She didn't even get me my strawberry sunday." said Dante as he sits down on the destory Devil May Cry building.
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