A/N: Me: Yep another FMA fic, and I will continue my other but for now... BLAME THE PLOT BUNNIES!
DISCALIMER: I NO OWN FMA OR FMA:B
(Third Person POV- Alchemists)
Golden eyes blinked open and then widened in shock. "What the hell!" came a loud exclamation. Edward Elric glared at the edge of the box and narrowed his eyes. "How big did they make this box?" He muttered looking at the high-walled side. "I see you're awake FullMetal. And it's not the box that's big. You're just smaller than normal." came a smug voice from his right. He spun his head around to see and big pitch black tom-cat looking at him with amusement in its onyx eyes. Next to the tom was a pale tabby with brown eyes, which was looking at Ed with what one would call slight concern. Then it hit Ed who exactly the cat was, "Wait! Mustang!?" He cried out shocked, leaping to his feet, only to trip over and fall in a heap on the floor of the box.
"What the hell just happened!? What's wrong with my legs?" He asked, trying once again too unsuccessfully to stand up. It was after the third time he collapsed that he noticed the golden tail that whipped out behind him. His eyes widened and he looked at himself, only to confirm his fears. His chest was smaller and covered in golden fur and instead of hands and feet he had paws. "WHAT THE FUCK! WHY AM I A CAT?!" He hissed in shock. "But Brother, you look so cute!" Ed turned to see a small silver tabby smiling at him. "...Al?" He questioned padding over to the tabby, eyes widening more when he recognized the scent of the cat. "It is you!" Ed grinned and tackled his little brother to the floor with a cat-like hug.
"Two cats and two kittens? Who could have left these adorable things here?" All four of the cats turned their heads to see and girl looking down at them. Her eyes were dark green and had a pair of glasses over them, while her black hair was pulled back in a pony tail. A black baseball cap was pulled down over her forehead and she had a small skin-toned bandage across her nose. Mustang hissed when the girl reached a hand in and pulled out Hawkeye, gently petting her and glaring down at the angry cat, "Behave, I'm not hurting her so calm down." The girl said, replacing the pale tabby. "Now what to do with you guys..." The girl looked up at the sky and sighed, "It's going to rain, and I hate rain. Well, I guess I could take them home..." She trailed off and then shrugged, bending over to pick up the box and shifted her weight so she could carry it comfortably. "It's not like I have anyone to tell me no." The four barely heard her, even with their new improved senses.
(First Person POV- Liza)
I sighed and walked down the sidewalk with my hand in my pockets. My dark hair was pulled back tightly and hit my back in a rhythmic beat of my walking. I opened my eyes wider when I heard a loud meow. Looking around I noticed a box on the side of the walkway. I titled my head and walked over. The box wasn't very big, but apparently it was large enough for four cats to fit in. I smiled softly as I watched the gold kitten pounce on a silver tabby, "Two cats and two kittens? Who could have left these adorable things here?" I muttered and held back a chuckle as every single cat in the box whipped their heads around to look at me.
I looked at the cats and then stooped over to pick up a pale colored tabby and started to pet her, ignoring the hissing black cat, who was glaring at me, "Behave, I'm not hurting her so calm down." I stated, glaring back at the cat. I set the tabby back down and looked around at them. "Now what to do with you guys..." I readjusted my glasses and looked at the sky, my eyes narrowing at the dark clouds moving to cover the sun. Sighing I closed my eyes, "It's going to rain and I hate rain. Well, I guess I could take them home..." I glanced around and shrugged. I leaned over and picked the box up, amazed with the weight of it. Quickly I shifted it to fit my arms better, "It's not like I have anyone to tell me 'no'." I mumbled, then blinked and put a smile on my face.
The good thing about carrying the box was my house wasn't that far away, maybe about 100 feet or so, the bad thing was it had started to rain and the box was getting soaked and starting to fall apart. I looked down at the cats and frowned, 'Damn.' I thought seeing them quiver at the water covering them. I set the box down and froze to zip up my jacket. I picked up the gold and silver kittens and stuck them inside, tightening the bottom of my jacket so they wouldn't fall out the bottom. The black cat and the other tabby looked up at me and I picked them up and carried them in my arms, hunched over to try and keep most of the rain off of them.
I shivered as I hurried down the sidewalk, mostly because it was winter and the rain was cold. I shuffled the cats in my arms and pulled my keys out of my pocket, flinching slightly as the two kittens in my jacket held onto my shirt with their claws. I got inside and kicked the door closed and walked through the hallway quickly, to get to the kitchen and dry the cats off before they got sick.
Reaching my destination I set the larger cats on the cabinet and told them to stay, and then I unzipped my jacket and caught the two kittens in my hands before they could fall. The golden one wriggled in my grip, so I decided to dry him off first. Something must have shown in my face because he stopped moving and stayed still. I released my glare on him and smiled innocently, grabbing a dish towel and quickly dried him off. After he was done I moved onto the next one and so on. Then I turned and looked at my handiwork, only to have my eyes widen and have to turn away and cover my mouth to stifle the laughs.
All four cats looked poofy and a little ticked off. I laughed quietly and grabbed and soft brush and walked back over to them. "Now stay still." I stated gently, only to glare at the golden tabby again to make him understand. I gently pulled the brush through his fur and soon his coat was laying flat and back to normal.
I laughed and moved to the next one and then the next and soon all four cats weren't poofy messes any more. In fact, the kitten that had given me the most trouble was laid curled up next to the silver tabby and they were asleep. I raised an eyebrow and looked over at the two adult cats, "They always like this?" I asked pointing at the two napping cats. The black cat looked over at the kittens an then back at me. I took it as a 'What do you think?' and nodded.
"Oi! Sleeping cats!" I called out, startling the two asleep and causing them to jump up. "Why thank you." I smirked and made them move next to the other two. "I need to name you guys; I can't just call you 'cat'." I looked them over. The smallest was a male with golden fur and eyes and two of his legs were dusted with silver fur, I laughed lightly, 'Small, gold, and has two silver limbs, it would fit to call him Edward. But that's feeding my anime obsession, so I guess it'll be...' "Flamel, that's your name." The gold kitten perked at the name and looked happy.
I moved to the next one, a silver tabby with dark red eyes, 'Well if Flamel is Ed, then this kitten is Alphonse, so I guess I'll call him-'"Albus, or Al for short. It fits you." Al blinked then looked at Flamel, who looked even smugger. Turning towards the adult cats I aimed my eyes on the pale tabby standing next to the big black feline, I smirked, 'Hawkeye and Mustang.' I looked at the pale one, "Hawk, mostly because your eyes remind me of a hawk glaring down at its prey." The newly named Hawk just blinked and Flamel gave a cat-like laugh from behind me. The black cat stood tall and waited for his new name, I grinned evilly, 'If he's as egotistical as Mustang, I should take that ego town a notch.' "And you get the least creative name of Kuro, which means black in another language. So essentially your name is Blacky." I gave him a smug grin as he deflated and chuckled along with Flamel's cat-laughs.
(Third Person POV- Alchemists)
"Oh my god! We all get cool names and you get one like 'Kuro'!" Ed laughed and almost folled off the counter top. Al stiffled a giggle, "Even the Lieutenant has a name similar to her own." Hawkeye nodded her head and jumped off the counter. They watched as the girl yawned loudly with a hand over her mouth. All four of them jumped as a loud noise sounded. "Baby you light up my world like no body else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed." The noise stopped as the girl pulled a slim rectangle out of her pocket and pressed a button. "Hello?" Mustang shook his head in disbelief at the small 'phone'. "Liza! How are you?" A voice came out of the speaker and Liza cringed, pulling the phone away from her ear. "Mina, don't yell. It's not polite to cause deafness." Came a calm reply. "But Liza~! You know how much I like to talk to you..." Mustang cringed again, "She's just like Hughes." Ed whispered, sitting next to them.
They watched as Liza frowned and rubbed her forehead, "Mina, what do you want?" Her voice was thin and held a note of anger. "Nothing~! I just wanted to talk to you about... stuff..." Liza frowned, "You have nothing to say, do you?" A giggle came fromthe other person, "Only to ask if you have a boyfriend yet~!" The four watched as Liza's face grew cold and she drew the phone away from her ear to glare at it. "Mina. If you know what's good for you, you will hang up right now." She growled into the reciever. "Ahahaha, well~! Do you? What does he-" SLAM! The phone slammed down on the counter and hung up. The cats jumped and looked up at their host's face. A shadow was covering her face and she was scowling, "Damn idiot." She said, putting the phone into the pocket of her jeans. Then her eyes landed on the four cats staring up at her. "What?" She raised an eyebrow and turned to start walking upstairs. She stopped on a stair and looked back at them, "Are you coming or are you going to sleep in a cold living room?" The four looked at each other and followed her up the stairs.
(Third Person POV-Alchemists)
Ed's eyes widened further when they walked into the girl's room. "Well," Started a smug Mustang, "It seems Fullmetal has a fan." Indeed, their were two posters of Ed on the far wall of Liza's room. Al looked around as well, "Um, Colonel, Brother's not the only one. There's a picture of you as well." Al said, gesturing with his tail at a bigger picture on the wall. Mustang looked over and gaped at the almost full-sized picture of him pulling on a glove, with Hawkeye cocking her gun next to him and Hughes holding a picture of his duaghter on the other side. "What's so interesting about that poster?" They each turned to see Liza walk back in, causing Ed and Al to quickly look away and Hawkeye to cover Mustang's eyes with her tail. Liza was only wearing her bra and a pair of shorts. "Hmmm, yeah, this picture isn't one of the best I have... give me a minute to find another." She tugged on a tank and walked over to her closet, pulling it open to rummage through the many anime products in it. Ed ducked a plush of a orange-haired person but was hit by a blinding yellow-haired one.
"Ah! Here it is, a full length of the Elrics, Mustang and his crew and Hughes!" The girl exclaimed, pulling out a huge poster and quickly taping it up over the previous one. Edward was in the front with his automail-blade ready, Alphonse was directly behind his in a fighting pose, then behind him were Mustang and Hughes facing away from each other with Mustang snapping and Hughes holding his throwing knives and then Mustang's men were at the ready in the back. "H-how does this girl know about us, and have all these posters." Ed stuttered. Mustang shrugged and stared at the girl as she climbed under the covers of her bed. Hawkeye was laying next to her head on the pillow, not even worried about the posters. Al blinked and looked at his older brother, then he leapt onto the bed and curled up in the crick of her legs. Ed glared at Mustang and followed his brother up into the bed and curled up near her arms. Mustang sighed and jumped up and laid in the crook of Liza's back. Ed ended up in Liza's arms and one of her hands on top of his head and the other on his stomach.
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