Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
AN: So I've decided to put Never Mess with Bookworms or Prankster, A Month With Voldie and The Pranking Trio and The Order all as one story instead of separate fics.
If Dolores Umbridge had of known, that using a blood quill on a first year Gryffindor would cause Hermione Granger and The Weasley twins to team up to bring her down; maybe she wouldn't have, but she did and now they were going to make her pay.
Hermione insisted that she'd do the first prank to the twins.
The twins agreed for two reasons: one they wanted to see if Hermione really would go through with a prank, and two because Hermione scared them a little.
Hermione chose to perform the prank in Umbridge's class considering no one really learnt anything, and it would liven things up a bit.
Now the lesson started the way it usually did, Umbridge droning' on until she got around to asking a question that no one was interested in answering.
Hermione raised her hand slowly into the air, and then began waving it in an excited manner so Umbridge would choose her to answer.
Not that she had much choice because no one else had put their hand up.
"Miss Granger," Umbridge acknowledged in a sickly sweet tone.
A tone that made Hermione along with several others want to see her get eaten alive by a dragon.
"Where is the hideout of the Care Bears, my toad look-a-like friend?," Hermione asked seriously. Her face the picture of innocence as Umbridge blinked several times trying to digest the question, and insult aimed at her.
"Miss Granger, that has nothing to with the question I asked. I'm afraid you'll be serving detention with me tonight." Umbridge informed Hermione, with the other students waiting to see what Hermione would do or say in response.
"There's a reason I didn't answer your question, I wasn't listening to you so I don't know what it was. Another thing you can't order me around because you'renot my mum. Unless you are my mum, oh Merlin kill me now Umbridge is my mum," Hermione cried out, as she got up from her seat, and launched herself at Harry.
She flung her arms around him and began to fake sob. At times howling the words "Why me" and "I want a pony".
Umbridge looked like she was going to have hissy fit any second. "Miss Granger, remove yourself from Mister Potter!,"
"Harry doesn't mind and I'm rather comfortable so how about I stay where I am?," Hermione asked, already knowing that Umbridge would say no.
Harry had no time to comment on whether he minded or not because Umbridge came across the room, and pulled Hermione off him.
It was at that moment Umbridge turned bright blue.
Later when Harry asked Hermione how she'd turned Umbridge blue she grinned like a maniac and replied "Magic".
Hermione walked to detention with Fred and George who had detention for turning up to dinner naked.
Harry just because Umbridge hated him, and Luna for reasons that were unknown to the rest of the group.
When they entered the classroom and saw the false smile on Umbridge's face; all five of them knew she was planning to make them use a blood quill.
What Umbridge didn't know was that Hermione, and the twins had a plan.
"You will write, I must respect authority, let's say three hundred times," Umbridge ordered the moment they'd sat down.
"We do respect authority, just not yours, " Fred explained to the glaring Defence against the Dark Arts Professor. "Anyway I'd be more concerned about the army of bears behind you."
"You're wrong Freddie, she should be concerned about the gorilla in her bedroom," George told his twin.
"You're both wrong, I think she should be more worried about the dungbombs,fireworks and melted cheese under her chair, which will explode when I press this button here," Hermione said, holding a box with a red button squarely in the middle.
Umbridge just about had enough time to get off the chair, before Hermione pressed the button.
All over the castle people could hear the sounds of fireworks exploding, Umbridge screeching and full blown laughter.
"Georgie, Hermione, I think the punishment we're going to get from this, is definitely worth it.' Fred told them, as everyone in the room watched Umbridge freak out over the melted cheese in her hair.
"Here have some popcorn," Hermione said, passing a bag of popcorn to Fred.
"Thanks, why in Merlin's name did you bring popcorn Hermione?," Fred asked, passing the bag back to Hermione.
Hermione offered the popcorn to Harry and Luna, but both were laughing too much at Umbridge, who was being chased around by a firework.
"I thought we might get hungry, I mean the fireworks are charmed to torment Umbridge for hours," Hermione replied, grinning at the twins.
Every student in that room couldn't help thinking that if all detentions were this fun, they wouldn't mind having detention every day.
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