Kind of a random story. I do not own Twilight or Harry Potter or True Blood.

HPOV

It was our first day at forks high school. Dumbledore suggested that we take a break and go to Muggle School for a while. It was me (harry), Hermione, Ron and Malthoy. We were sat at a table alone when we saw them. "Who are they?" malthoy asked. They were beautiful. All so different…but the same. They looked different, not related; yet they all had golden eyes, were inhumanly beautiful, and had really pale skin. Suddenly they walked to our table.

APOV

"Please guys! We have to see them. I always wanted to meet Harry Potter!" Edward seemed to consider it so to finish it off I said in my head: I won't stop unless you say yes Edward. Oh…I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world…

"Ok! Alice stop singing Barbie girl in your head. I guess it wouldn't hurt…"

Renesmee always backs me up. Oh Bella Thankyou for blessing me with this gift. "They don't smell good to us daddy…." That always made Edward melt. She was so evil.

"Wait." What did Emmet want now! Always ruining the moment. I think Bella saw that I was going to have a fit so she answered instead. "What do you want Emmett before Alice explodes?" Emmett smiled at her. Bella is so kind. She truly is the best sister ever; putting up with my shopping and letting me dress her everyday. "Well…we have to make sure we make it obvious that we are completely in love. Those freaks are NOT stealing our girls!"

By now we were at their table. They were staring at us with surprise and confusion. "Hello." Bella smiled seductively. Stupid Edward. He was about to lose it so I whispered in my head. Cool it Edward she's playing him. Edward smiled and Bella continued. She smiled at malthoy, the best angle to play. This could be fun. She looked a little wierd though...so did Emmet...

BPOV

"Hello. I'm Bella and this is my family." I smiled at Draco. Freak. I would never do such a thing if it wasn't for what Emmet did...

"Hi. I'm Draco and I'd like to take you out sometime."

"He. He. Well you see you're big and strong and all but my HUSBAND is much stronger. Plus I'm much too dangerous for you to be around silly. You should know not to mess with a vamp…" Suddenly Alice was on my back a hand clamped over my mouth. "They don't know." She whispered.

Oops. I could swear scar dude heard though…

That was dangerous. I thought wizards would know about us. Ah they would soon. What did we have to lose? "Um anyway. We would like to sit with you. Is that ok?" Scar dude looked confused and a little bit suspicious but said ok.

That was when Alice lost it.

A-Your HARRY POTTER!

H-(Alarmed) you know who I am?

A-Um yeah well um.

Ed-We're from a society aware of wizards.

B-No we're not! We can smell you! Eddykins why can't we tell them?

H-Tell us what?

Ed-no Bella

B-screw u! Wait no! Harry do you want to go and have some fun?

J-What the hell is wrong with her! Her emotions are crazy-By the looks of things.

R-Em?

Ed-I thought she loved me!

A-She does. Em?

Em-What are you looking at me for?

B-Fine then! How about me, you and Ron have a threesome? Oooh what ya say? Jason Derulo...Hey! He can join us too! And Taylor Lautner who looks a lot like Jake! Hey Jake do you want to join us?

J-Bella are you ok? I know we made out but I love Renesmee now!

Ed-Grrr. Emmet?

Em-Fine then. I gave her a bit...ok a lot of 'alcohol for v's'

A-U GAVE HER O NEGATIVE? U KNOW THAT'S ALCOHOL TO US

H-o negative? Blood?

Em-yah blud! U got a problem with dat?

Ed-I think Emmet had some as well.

B-Yeah it was my idea. Eddykins is to boring so I and Emmet went to fangtasia! BTW there's a girl there called SOOKIE...GAY NAME! She can read minds too honey! Anyway when is this gang bang? By the way you might want to be careful I might kill you. Vampires are really strong.

D-She is high! Vamps!

Ed-WE should go!

B-No I prove it come on guys outside. Outside. (Pulls out a tree. Sparkles. Feeds on mountain lion. Looks sexy.) Yeah I own in the face. I am a drunken vampire baby now come on Hermione I thought we were gonna have some lezzie fun!

H- Vampires! Um I left my wand at home!

Ed-Don't worry we only feed on animals. God Emmet you are so stupid!

Emmet-Yeah well Bella and I are fun unlike you guys! Maybe they want to be fang bangers!

Bella-We should go back to fangtasia. I really want to eat Tara Thorn!

Alice-No Bella.

Bella-Emmet.

Emmet-Bella.

Edward-You're not going. What do you say about that?

Bella-you want to know what I say about that. What I say about that is....Emmet run!