Heartthrob vs Glenn Gibertti, a South Park + Wrestling Crossover fanfic

Heartthrob vs Glenn Gilbertti

Summary: Glenn Gilbertti regrets running his mouth off about his misogyny because here comes Heartthrob who is actually Tweek in disguise!
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, Impact Wrestling, or anything else. South Park belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker and Impact Wrestling is founded by Jerry and Jeff Jarrett. Glenn Gilbertti aka Disco Inferno is actually a real-life wrestler back in the 90s. Heartthrob aka Tweek is the only character I created and owned from my South Park fanfiction, Damned, Scarred but Mended. The song, 'Love Bites' belongs to Halestorm.

Warning: Misogyny, profanities, violence, and other inappropriate things in this fanfiction.

"Well, well, well look like we are becoming 'progressive' with women entering in professional wrestling. Realistically, they are ruining professional wrestling that is men's sports for a long time and now it is becoming a fuckery!" sneered Glenn Gilbertti as the crowd are booing at him. There are people calling him out with their chants, 'Gilbertti Sucks!'

"Shut up! I don't care what you have to say! This is the truth! Professional wrestling is a fuckery with women in it! I mean they have bra and panties matches! Pathetic and distasteful! Not to mention, women should stick to what they know, making pastas and babies, cleaning our messes, going shopping, and at least cover themselves up!" He goes on and on with his remarks, "Because of them, they're making men's sports and this era nothing but a tremendous pile of shit!"

Before he can continue with his boring ass tirade, an entrance, consist of rock music, flashing pink, red, and purple lights, and a logo appearing on the screen that says 'HB' along with motifs of hearts both broken and intact, rudely interrupted him.

Don't listen what your girlfriend says
She reads those magazines
That say you failed the test
You don't have what she needs
I slither like a viper
And get you by the neck
I know a thousand ways to help you forget about her

That bitch can eat her heart out!
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites!

He turns around to see someone's coming out. That's right, it's Heartthrob! She has cherry red hair with bright pink ombre and her signature broken hearts and hearts face makeups along with heavy and dark makeups. She is wearing a red leather crop top covered in a black leather jacket, black denim lace-up shorts with mismatching leggings, and black and pink combat boots embellished in hearts. Her accessories are lace and velvet chokers, a chain dog collar, and a belt wrapped around her shorts.

"Have I not gotten an invitation to your pity party?!" She announces in the microphone, "Polka dots are so not your color! It looks like a clown high on weeds taking a dunk and vomit on you!"

"Who the hell are you, freak?!" He lashes at her.

"Excuse me, but who the hell are you, clown?! My name's Heartthrob for your information!" She combats back at him, "Wait, you must be Glenn Gilbertti back in the 90s! Wow, and here, I look at you as nothing but an abominable douchebag and bully! In fact, R.E.M, Aerosmith, Nirvana, Blink 182, and Guns N Roses have more fame than you only because they have more respect than you ever have in your time! Even in your entire career!"

"Oh burn!" Someone in the audience hollers out at Heartthrob's insults.

"Teach him a lesson!"
"Shut him up!"

"You go, girl!"

"Heartthrob, this is your first time at Impact Wrestling. Honestly, I bet that you're going to suck terribly!" condemned Glenn Gilbertti, "Look at you, you're looking so pale like sour cream! Act your age because you look like an underaged whore that any guys can screw with or lay dollar bills down on! Even the millennials reject you out!"
"Let's hope you talk the talk and walk the walk," She snaps her finger in the air at the commentator, pointing her finger at Glenn Gilbertti, "Hey, I want to challenge the old man with the shitty attitude here! Ho intenzione di prenderlo a calci in culo! Ho intenzione di batterlo a morte! Lui pagherà! Lui pagherà! Lui pagherà!"

Throwing the microphone down abrasively, she marches down the ram, taking off her leather jacket and lay it down on the floor. She gets into the ring with an infuriated look on her face.

"Woah-ho-ho-ho! I see the fire in her!" surprised the commentator, "Let's see if she can beat Gilbertti in whatever language she's speaking in!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Glenn Gilbertti and Heartthrob, opposite of each other, are circling around away from each other. Glenn Gilbertti is about to make a move on Heartthrob, but dodges him to do a sweep kick on him.

"She grabs his legs and wait; she's doing a cloverleaf with an armlock!" narrated the commentator, "Look like Glenn Gilbertti is having a taste of his own medicine because that girl has some skills! Is he going to tap out or what?!"

"Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Tap out! Tap out, already! Just fucking tap out, already!" The crowd are standing by her.

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"Fuck him up, Heartthrob!"

"Make him tap out!"

Glenn Gilbertti, face down and in agony, is using his hands to make strides toward the rope. But Heartthrob makes it difficult for him by revert back in the middle of the rope and doing her primal scream. Before he can do anything, he kicks Heartthrob off of him by slipping one of his legs out of the opening.

"He manages to break free from that incredible submission maneuver!"

She grabs onto the rope only to meet a hard kick to the stomach and a shove to the turnbuckle. She can see that Gilbertti is at the corner diagonal to her as he is going for an attack on her.

"That's uncalled for! You can't do that to a girl!"

Unfortunately, he misses to collide himself into the corner. Heartthrob runs back at him for a corner clothesline. She boxes him in the face four times as the referee is counting. If he reaches to five, then she will be disqualified.

"Look at the passion in her eyes and fists! That's what I called!"

Backing off, she finishes him off a kick to the chest. She did again and again on his chest four times as the referee is counting. She refrains herself to project him back in the center with a surplex.

"How the heck she carries him?!"

"He weighs about over 200 lbs!"

"Holy shit!"

"Look she did her homework, I see," noted the commentator.

"Agree," sided the other one, "Is she is trained by someone or what?"

"Did she have any experiences with wrestling or something?" questioned the third one.

Targeting to where he was, she cartwheels her way to do a leg drop; however, Gilberitt rolls out of here which her leg hits the ring to cause her pain. He takes it as an advantage to do a penalty kick her in the back much to the crowd's dissatisfaction.

He bounces on the ropes to stomp on her back and forth. As a bonus, he punches her in the face.

"Boo, you suck!"
"Gilbertti sucks! Gilbertti sucks! Gilbertti sucks! Gilbertti sucks!"

"What's this?! She's getting up to do a spear on him!"

"Oh, oh, oh! She jumps on the ropes for a moonsault on him! Double take for her!"

Heartthrob is in for a pinfall. The referee slams his palm on the mat, "One, two!"

"Kickout for Glenn Gilbertti!"
"At least, I am calling and taking the shots!" Heartthrob brags to Glenn Gilbertti
"Not bad for a low-life punk like you!" snarked Glenn Gilbertti.

"I don't need your flattery, old geezer!" She scoffed at him.
"Ha! In your dreams, bitch!"

"Grr!" She charges at him; he grabs her face to smash her face down on the mat. He flips her over for a pinfall.

"There goes the pinfall from Gilbertti!"

"One, two,…" Heartthrob

"Shoulder up for Heartthrob!"
Glenn Gilbertti is going for the village people's elbow. Obviously, the crowd didn't enjoy the moves since it is so lame!

Holding his elbow, she dashes from the turnbuckle to prepare herself for her double knee attack. Additionally, she moves outside the ring. Pulling on the top rope, she leaps for a springboard leg drop on him.

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Bam!

"Again for the pinfall!"
"One, two...!"

"No matter what moves she pulls, Gilbertti manages to !"

"Damn it!"

"Uh oh! Frustration is getting to her! Let's hope she didn't lose her mind!" She walks up to the turnbuckle, gesturing her index finger at him.

"Oh my god, is she's going to do it?!"
"Is she's nut!?"
"She's crazy!"

Here she is, diving down in a rounding moonsault. She thoughts she got him. Wrong! His knees push up against her, causing her to fall down on the mat.

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"Oh!" the crowd look away from that scene.

At an instant, her face collides into the turnbuckle as she's trying to get up thanks to Gibertti's feet up on her back. Turning around and rolling to face Gibertti, Giberrti stomps on her stomach three times. He picks her up to send her flying out of the ring.

"Oh my god!"
"Oh fuck, woman's down!"

"What the fuck, man?!"

"I can't believe him!"

"Gilberitt throws her out of the ring! Heartthrob is bleeding! Can she continue?!"
The referee counts down at Heartthrob who is slowly kneeling down. If the referee reaches to ten, then she will lose by a countout. Panting heavily, she eventually rose up to her feet. Sweats are dripping on her forehead. Blood is gushing out of her nose from the fall.

"She wants to be in the ring! Is she okay?" concerned the commentator.

"Should we call medic?"
"Wait, look!" The third correspondent spots the female fighter rising up from the ground and climb up to the ring.

"Come on Heartthrob!"
"Atta girl!"
"Yeah Heartthrob!"
"Don't give up!"

"Oh god, you're still here?! Why don't you stop this bullshit and quit already?! You may have the ability, agility, and heart, but you can't sit with the big guys in this industry!" the crowd again shoots the male wrestler glares and boos.

"Oh yeah, keep pissing everybody off with your mouth! You're worst than the Paul Brothers and other fake-ass celebrities with morales de mierdas! Is it why nobody boo and bash at you?! It's because your cockiness and bullshits are what you suck! You suck that you beat the Nickelback at a contest called 'Worst Famous Celebrity Ever!'" Heartthrob tells him off, "The truth is that unlike you and every people who knocked me down time after time, I bust my ass off days and nights through blood, sweats, and tears! I work hard to not waste my time and breath on people like you! This is why women are here in this industry! They break down doors, glass ceilings, and windows against people like you!"

~ Flashback starts ~

"Because you're a traitor, Tweek, and now you're with a group of super traitors!"

~ Wonder Tweek's 'death'~

Smoke and the stench of gasoline fills the air as the flames are eating parts of Wonder Tweek away to cinders and dust.

The tears from Tweek's eyes from heartbreak, rage, and betrayal from the Civil War between two franchises he turned down.

A frown on his face as he spoke his last words, "I'm quit not out of cowardice; I quit because I'm done with everything."

~ Tweek's alter ego as Heartthrob ~

"Is that the New Vigilante?! Ugh, who does she thinks she is?! Miss Popular or Queen Bee with her gunky makeups, her clothes that hurt my precious eyes, and her stuck-up little attitude!"

"Really?! She's nothing but a troublemaker!"

"She thinks that she's better than everybody?! She thinks she can steal everybody's boyfriends?! She must be a whore!"

"She looks like a skank with that body of hers! She must be fake as fuck!"

"How could she be a hero and cool?! She's a horrible influence to the youths!"

"Bitch your little mouth off whatever you want! This is what you get for messing with us and not shutting your mouth off, so cut the bullshits! A lesson to you is to stop picking a fight and shut the fuck up! Got that?!"

~ At the club as Velvet ~

…The catcalling and lewd comments from men...

"Oh yeah, shake it baby!"

"Yasss! Slay bitch!" One of the stripper cheers at Velvet.

"Werk it, girl!"

"Jiggle your jellies out, bitch!"

"I want a piece of that ass!"

"Give me that ass!"

"Give me that fat titties!"

"Woooo, nice tits!"

"Aye mami!"

…The groping from men...

… Dollars and flashing neon lights on her …

'What do you expect from them, Tweek?' voiced Velvet, 'They see us as misfits to this society! Who'd give a damn about promiscuous tarts like us?! Take Heartthrob, for example: She, as a vigilante, works hard to keep this town safe and what did she get in return?! Oh yeah, she was disrespectfully shitted on by them out of all fucking people because of how she's dressed, act, and talk!'

'Um... you mean classless, uneducated, lazy, greedy, and polarizing white trash who never care about others and even if they do then they either put them down with their mouths and shits or only did this for the heck of it. They went on and on about religions, politics, and their problems and bullshits! Especially the Coon and Friends and Freedom Pals and look at them! Even your old flame! They are like them, bitching and fighting like cats and dogs over their bullshits! Face it, Tweek, shits happen like that every fucking days and nights! Prudence!'

… The VIP room where she pole-danced and bared it all to the Italians...

~ Flashback ends~

Narrowing her eyes at him, she proceeds for an offensive move on him with a clothesline. She also did drop kicks on him four times.

"She's finally gaining momentum in the ring against Gilberitt!"

"Vieni e prendilo, testa di cazzo!" Heartthrob provokes a furious Glenn Gilberitt enough to pull him to the between the ropes. Going under the ropes, she strikes him using her knee numerous times.

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"Here goes the kick in the face for Gilbertti!"

"This is a punishment for him to never mess with Heartthrob!"

"This is my battle!" screamed Heartthrob to have the audience cheering wildly. She returns back in the ring, only to be caught by Gilbertti for the Russian leg sweep (Offensive to the Russians! Un-PC alert!).
"Here goes the pin!"
"One, two…!"
"And she kicks out!"

"The suspense is killing me!"

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Gilbertti throws a temper tantrum at the referee, booting her out of the way.

Rolling her eyes at the immature old man, she grabs his arm in a jerk to carry him fireman style.

"Holy fudge sundae! I am amazed by the strength of Heartthrob as she is lifting Gilbertti in the air like Wonder Woman!" amazed the announcer.

"How do you like me now?!" She upends him around at a hundred and eighty degree and hit the floor!

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"Woah!"
"Mind-blown!"

"She's a badass!"
"Awesome!"

"Oh, she's going for the reverse figure-four leglock on him! Is Gilbertti going to submit?!" informed the second host.

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Glenn Gilbertti is in anguish, wailing and waving his hands out. He attempts to make his way to the rope using his hands, yet Heartthrob says otherwise and starts jouncing up and down plus screaming her lungs out. After minutes of failed bids to rebound, Glenn Gilbertti is left no choice but to tap out on the mat, indicating that the match is over; Glenn Gilbertti forfeits the match.

Tap! Tap! Tap!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

That bitch can eat her heart out!
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites, but so do I, so do I.
Love bites!

"Here is your winner by submission, Heartthrob!" boomed the emcee. Heartthrob disentangle Gilbertti as the referee raises her arm up to declare her victorious.

"Heartthrob!"

"I love you, Heartthrob!"
"You're the best for beating the fuck out of that jackass!"
"You rock, girl!"

Heartthrob cries blissfully as she is being given a championship belt. She kisses her first championship belt and exit out of the ring to head to the locker room.

She did it! She beats her first rival in professional wrestler!

'That's right, Coon, Super Craig, and all of these fuckers I'd encountered! I did bust my ass off to be a champion in Impact Wrestling! At professional wrestling!' she claims to herself, 'I guess I can do better than the franchise plan after all! Especially you, Coon and Super Craig! I am more than Tweek Tweak, Wonder Tweek, Heartthrob, or Velvet! I am a champion through hell!'

Author's notes: Throwbacks to my fanfiction, Damned, Scarred but Mended, South Park's Fractured but Whole, and other pop cultures.